WTF!!! Is This How PMS feels like?
Today was a day of just vegging. I had one of those days that makes you realize it’s Monday. Besides a slow day at work, my commute was bad both ways due to accidents and road construction. Who the hell okayed these motherfuckers to work on the road during rush hour? And then when I stopped by a fast food joint for a quick bite before going home, the bitch forgot my french fries. FUCK!! What the hell is a burger without the fries? Yep, it was one of those long Mondays.
I couldn’t wait to get home to just turn on the TV and relax. I was irritated, hungry, tired, feening for some purple kush, and eager to bust a nut. But I couldn’t open the frickin garage—the fucking clicker wasn’t working. I was so close to smoking, eating, and jerking off right then and there in my car…
After opening the garage (I ran upstairs to grab the other remote) and parking my car, I finally made my way to my couch and scarfed down the burger while laying down and watching an episode of Friends. I usually like to smoke a bowl before eating, but I was starving. The bowl did come in handy afterwards though, as I began surfing the internet.
Katrina at PinkandPerfect.com gave me a look of comfort. She realized it was Monday too, or maybe the weed hypnotized me, but I was able to take a deep breath after releasing to this Russian whore’s masturbation scene. I felt like we were bonding and trying to get through today together. I watched her do her thing, and she helped me do mine. Because of a FREE TRIAL, she treated me like a friend—a friend with benefits.
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