Who’s Fucking Birthday Is It Now?
I’m not big on celebrating other people’s birthdays. Shit, I’m not even big on celebrating my birthday. But to the 18 year old, birthdays are big fucking events for her and her circle of friends, so of course she needed me to escort her to dinner at one of her friend’s birthday parties. I was tired as shit after the one night stand with “what’s her name”… really, what’s her name again? Who the fuck cares… But I agreed to go to dinner anyway because I was hungry.
After that great shit, she loaded my bong and got stoned with me. Then we went to see her chippery friends at BJ’s in Huntington Beach. I saw her friend that I ravaged that one night not long ago, and she was all alone—poor slut. I didn’t say a word to her, nor did I look in her direction because I had the eerie feeling my “girlfriend” was testing me. At the end of dinner, everything was paid for by one random dude who wanted to impress his date (fucking schmuck).
Me and the 18 year old went back to my place and watched a movie. We fucked of course, then after she left. But before I called it a night, I used my FREE TRIAL and hopped online and got myself off to Holly, that hot trashy mom bitch at MILFVixen.com. She’s a big tittied dick lovin whore, and I just hope that one day if I can only pull old bitches that they are at least as half as hot and slutty as her.
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