Who’s Your Daddy? Not I Son.
I decided to call a buddy tonight and tell him about my plans to bang the 18 year old’s milf mom. After calling me a crazy fool for having such a fucked up mind, he told me he envied me. He never had the balls to “serial fuck”, let alone fuck with a mother and daughter combo. I’d probably end up on Springer before my sex life was over. Yeah, you only live once my brothers and you better believe I’m going to enjoy every minute of it. So many pussies to conquer, so little time.
After getting off of the phone with him, I was thinking about them two kids he had again. Don’t get me wrong, he has some cool kids, but the hypothetical thought of me being a dad at this point in my life depressed the shit out of me. It didn’t make sense to me why a man would “want” kids in his prime. With so many other dreams and goals to conquer, why rush it? I could understand if your child was an “accident”—but to plan it while in your twenties? Some broad got his head all fucked up… and pussy whipped.
I dozed off for a bit before waking up with a rock hard cock—life is full of beautiful problems. It’s rough times like these that I shoot right over to TrashyToons.com to take care of my cock’erspaniel. These horny cartoons provide a break, and take the edge off, which lately I’ve needed. And with a FREE TRIAL, I could not pass this opportunity up. My cock would thank me later.