What Fuckin Day Is It Today?
After a much deserved weekend of partying like it was 1999, I did not have the energy to go into the office today, so I called in sick. Fuck that, I would have been in zombie mode throughout the day and unproductive anyway. I arrived home late too—it was early this morning when I got back to my spot and after a voicemail (which probably sounded like a fake-ass sick call) to my boss, I crashed the fuck out.
I’m just getting up, all crusty eyed, and I still have a faint taste of some concoction of alcohol and in my breath and I feel queasy as fuck. What the fuck happened over the weekend? I can’t even share the experience with you, my brothers, because I honestly don’t know what the fuck went on. I remember some broad’s legs in the air… I remember her telling me to put it in her ass… I remember drinking a shot of Grey Goose from her twat… I remember her dippin my dick in a jar of honey (I think)… shit, it was crazy!
My lazy, worn out, ass is staying home all day today and I’m just going to recover. My dick is throbbing, but it’s hard as hell right now. I need to release the tension and the sexy Neesa at PinkandPerfect.com is the perfect slut to help the big dawg out. My FREE TRIAL is still in effect. Thank god for getting me through the weekend as I know I barely survived
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