What A Long Fuckin Day At Work
How the fuck did we conduct business before the internet existed? Today was one of the longest days at work as the internet was down. No e-mail, no info, no mapquest, no surfing – what the fuck?! It was today that I realized the importance of internet in my life, whether it be for personal or professional reasons. I could not function productively at work, so I excused myself for an early lunch to give the internet geeks a chance to fix the damn problem.
I had lunch at Corner Bakery and just people watched; women in business clothing turn me the fuck on. There is something about a chick in a business suit that makes me want to rip off that front they put on (as if they are some high powered executive at a popular firm) and treat them like the undercover freak in the sheets that they are. I also notice how competitive they are when it comes to “accessorizing” as they try to one up each other—and for what? Most of these broads that come off as unapproachable are the ones I like to stay away from, because, my brothers, pussy is not high maintenance—stuck up bitches are. Remember this.
After enjoying some ice cream, I headed back to work feenin for some vise tight cunt. I looked at the women around my office and couldn’t help but stare at their titties and asses for the rest of the day. The internet was up and running again, but it was slow as fuck, so I still couldn’t get any damn work done; so I decided to tamper with the thermostat and turned up the heat to get any of the ladies wearing sweaters or coats to take them the hell off. It was “reveal your assets day” in the office.
When I got home, I fired up the laptop and went straight to Pinkandperfect.com. Jessica hypnotized me with her administrative-assistant-by-day-to-dirty-filthy-whore-by-night look. Every broad has a little bit of Jessica in em. They try to portray a lady in the streets, but when in between the sheets, the dirty, filthy whore comes out. They are ALL the same—fuckin sluts. And that’s why I love them so much…
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