Wake The Fuck Up And Smell The Roses
Yesterday, I marinated at my place and took care of some household chores. The purple kush got me smoothly through the day and made me appreciate the accomplishment of cleaning—weed is a beautiful thing. With the music bumping, each task got knocked out in a timely manner and it was even almost enjoyable to clean—maybe that was the weed that heightened my happy emotion. Let’s get one thing straight though: I don’t believe in touching, or condone, the man-made shit (everything that involves needles or snorting or balloons and all that crazy shit)—it’s all about being one with mother earth.
People who don’t smoke weed, at least occasionally, are selling themselves short of what life is all about. All them warnings about weed killing brain cells make no fuckin sense to me; if anything, it makes you use your brain even more (while high). You can analyze deeply on whatever it is that you’re thinking about and break shit down like Sherlock Holmes. But I can respect those who choose not to smoke—shit, continue to listen to what the government tells you…
I woke up extra early this morning after getting a good night’s rest. My dick was so hard, I couldn’t help but surf the net and look for a chick to get me off. To my delight, I came across two cute sluts named Hailey and Shy at PinkandPerfect.com. Women are such fucking tramps—god is great. I would like to take this time to thank the high almighty for blessing me with “free will”. And with free will, inevitably, comes a FREE TRIAL.
To anonymously experience everything that the internet porn industry provides is a fucking luxury, if you ask me. While people are waking up to fight wars and other people are starving, I’m blessed to be in front of my computer damn near whenever I please to just enjoy a moment to myself. I enjoy and appreciate all I’m blessed with. These sexy sluts are for my and your fucking pleasure… enjoy it while you can before arthritis kicks in and your ass can’t click a fucking mouse. Now I’m off to work…
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