Today Is Motherfuckin Lab-‘whore’ Day
The lunch with her parents turned out to be a success—I didn’t get ragged on at all, as if they didn’t know about the break up. Maybe the 18 year old was mature about shit and kept it hidden from her parents. I didn’t care to ask her because it was just water under the bridge. We had to move on from that “troubling time” and let by-gones be by-gones.
After catching up on all of my household chores yesterday, I needed to get out of the apartment today and enjoy the nice weather we were having. Living by the beach is such a motherfucking luxury because the weather is always damn near perfect, whereas, it’s about 20 degrees hotter just 25 miles or so east. The beach will be utilized today, my brothers.
I rolled up a joint from the shake I had left (of the purple kush)—no problem though. I’ll kill two birds with one stone and visit my buddy/dealer after taking in the rays for a couple of hours. Weed is such a beautiful thing. Next to sex, I must say it is the most relaxing, satisfying feeling—especially on a day off.
Before heading out the door to start my day, I had Jemeni from PinkandPerfect.com give me a jump start. I didn’t want my cock to get out of control while walking along the beach, so I tamed the wild beast. This is a good note to take my brothers; if you’re going to a place where tits and ass is abundant, do yourself a favor and release before you leave your place in order to “not think too hard” about having sex with the next slut you see. It makes conversation a lot more authentic and at the end, you actually have a better chance to nail the whore. Happy Motherfuckin Labor Day!
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