There Is Always Sunshine On The Other Side Of The Rainclouds
So I rushed to work yesterday because I didn’t hear my goddamn alarm. While on the way, I reached down in my ashtray to grab a roach that I know was in there, but for whatever fuckin reason, it wasn’t there anymore – I had a feeling this was going to be a long fuckin day.
As I hopped out of my car and made my way towards the entrance, some stupid delivery man damn near took me out when rounding the corner – why the fuck do they think they own the fucking road? I flipped his ass off as I entered my building and went into the elevator. Right before it closed, a hand separated the door and in walked a gorgeous slut. We exchanged smiles and my bad mood suddenly went away.
I couldn’t help but notice her nice tits and huge nipples peeking right through her shirt—damn I was getting horny. What a difference a fine chick makes. It was as if the rainclouds have disappeared and the sunshine was again beating down on me. Before I could even have the chance to spit game at this chick, she shared her nervousness with me as she was interviewing for a position with a company directly across the hall mine. I reassured her that everything would be alright and, if it wasn’t, to ask for me across the hall. I gave her my card and wished her luck.
About half an hour later, I received a phone call from the receptionist telling me that I had a guest waiting for me in our lobby area. I didn’t have any appointments and forgot about that elevator chick to tell you the truth, but to my pleasant surprise, it was her. She said that she may have gotten the job, but wanted to know what I had to offer her before she took the job. All I had to offer her was the Trashytoons.com treatment because our company wasn’t hiring, so I told her I was flustered with meetings throughout the day and that I’d call her to schedule an interview. Job opening or not, my brothers, I’m going to “interview” this slut—you can bet your ass… as I tap hers.
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