The Ugly Duckling Disease Is More Common Than Given Credit For
I hit up the grocery store yesterday to stock up on some junk food because I need my preservatives. While there, I decided to walk up and down each aisle to see what kind of shit they now have – it’s not too often I go grocery shopping for more than 10 minutes because I know what I want, but for some reason, I wanted to try some new things.
As I made my way to the produce section (looking for some exotic fruit to try), I noticed a woman looking at me (and trying not to stare). I paid her no mind because I was on a mission to find some kiwi and/mangos to devour tonight. I gathered a couple of each and was going to make my way to the meat section when she approached me and asked if she knew me and, my god, when I learned who this chick was, I gave her a double take—she did not look this damn good back in high school.
We got to chattin for a little bit, while continuing “our” shopping and it made me realize how quickly time flies. She was really good at choosing items as she knew all about nutrition values and things that gave you the best bang for your buck—she made a good wife to her lucky ass husband. She is now a mother of two, and how she maintains that sexy figure, I could not tell you. We exchanged numbers and I decided to tell her about my “girlfriend” because I figured that I was in the friend zone with this chick. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still give her the fuck of her life if given the opportunity.
When I arrived back to my place I couldn’t stop thinking about how well she turned out (and I mean more than physically). From what I remembered, she was a sloppy nerd who didn’t have any friends—the whole ugly duckling kind of story. Damn I was getting horny. Women like her have a straight and narrow kind of life and need some TrashyToons.com treatment in order for their life to have some fulfillment. I stared at her phone number for a few moments; Yes, I will call her soon and come over for dinner—without my “girlfriend”.
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