Single And Ready To Mingle With Some New Whores
I was feeling like a new single man today and needed to get out of town. Where better to celebrate my newfound independence than Sin City? A buddy of mine has been wanting to go with me, but I never made the time—well, it’s fucking time. I gave him a call after work and he was jazzed at the fact that I was finally taking some time out to smell the roses and get the hell outta the OC. It’s been a while since I hit up Vegas and I was looking forward to this long overdue trip.
After work, I went to the gym to get my swole on and toned myself for the mini-vacation. If you don’t look good, you don’t feel good—so fuck that. I am going to be at my peak for the weekend because what happens in Vegas should be happening to me. I’m in my fucking prime and there is so much ass out there that I may even call in sick on Monday.
I picked up some purple kush after putting in a good core workout and took a little rip from my pipe before walking into my apartment. I packed my clothes quickly, grabbed my box of condoms, and then had an urge to get my juices flowing, so I hopped onto TrashyToons.com to set the tempo for the weekend. With a FREE TRIAL, why not get a quickie right in before I jet?
This weekend is gonna be crazy my brothers, believe that …
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