Shining Amateurs (or do I mean shiner)
DUDE !!! – Like what is with some people ? I have an icepack by my eye right now and I KNOW its gonna be a helluva shiner….
I was at this theater and some guy and his chick were all snuggling and getting it on and he’s like sliding her top up so he can cop a feel of her tits…they’re all shining from the movie light and I totally thought they knew I was there and could see them. Everyone knows Amateur porn is freakin awesomely hot cos there is no acting and the people are like way into what they are doing.
So I pull out my cell phone cam and say “hey man, can I take some pics of your girlfriends tits and you guys fucking? she is so totally hot and I can jack off to them later” and BAM next thing I knew I’m laying on the theater floor, my head is ringing and they are walking over me as they leave. I guess those losers were too amateur to be amateur for anyone’s pleasure and definitely not hot enough for real content like the chicks at PinkandPerfect.com
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