She’s Going On The Motherfucking Pill
The 18 year old came by yesterday and pulled the most fucked up prank you can on a guy – she told me she was pregnant. After the shocking look on my face, she told me that she was just messing around and wanted to see the reaction. Fucking bitch… this bitch is going on the fucking pill. Fuck that shit.
The 18 year old loves me, this is fact, but I need her to go on the pill to ensure that no little rugrats will be crawling around here – I don’t have time or patience for that shit in this juncture of my life. Life is too good right now and the thought of cleaning up someone else’s shit and hearing crying in the middle of the goddamn night isn’t very appealing.
Yes, we haven’t used condoms for the longest time, but I never thought of the accidental birth possibilities – I’m pretty good about cumming into her mouth all the time. But you never know. She did me a favor by pulling that fucked up prank on me because I genuinely thought for a spit second that she was (and I felt my heart sink into my stomach). She gets the business whenever we have sex – the TrashyToons.com treatment, so I can’t take anymore chances just in case…
This bitch better not utter them two damn words again anytime soon.
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