Reading Is Fun…Duh…Mentals…
Last night, I roamed around the bookstore with purple kush flowing in my bloodstream. I was like a fucking kid in a candy store. There were so many things I wanted to read, but I couldn’t differentiate whether I wanted to learn something or just have fun with riddles or look at sexy pictures in magazines—so many ways to stimulate my brain. How to attack a bookstore when on weed is a win-win situation regardless of how you pursue it.
The first category that I walked to was the cooking section and I stopped to flip through a few Asian and Italian cuisines, but my goddam mouth began to salivate after about 15 min, so I had to put the books down and grab a bagel. But on my way to grab a bagel, I came across the travel section and the Caribbean waters were calling at me, so I decided to stop. There are so many tropical islands in the Caribbean that I now plan to visit. After about 45 minutes in the travel section, I migrated to the business/marketing section, but I felt like I was at work, and fuck that… I realized I was in “tourist” mode, so after about 2 minutes there, I headed up the escalator to grab that bagel I was craving.
While snacking on my tasty treat, a chick engulfed in her laptop caught my eye. I kept glancing at her inconspicuously, but the bitch must have had tunnel vision because she never steered her eyes away to exchange a friendly “hello” with me—fuck the skanky whore. I stayed upstairs and came across the metaphysical section. There is some crazy shit on conspiracy theories and propaganda that’ll fuck your mind up as well as open up your eyes in this section. Don’t get me wrong. It’s fascinating to see how deep an author can get, but I wasn’t in that mood.
I then proceeded to the exit to get some fresh air and just stroll the rest of the plaza, but the magazine section called me—particularly the men’s mag section. Oh yeah, I spent a damn near hour getting my dick hard. I kept teasing myself with pictures of gorgeous sluts until I couldn’t take it anymore; I then rushed my ass home and Lani at MILFVixen.com took my breath away. This fine as fuck milf whore can work a dick. Man, did I fire out a massive load due to that buildup from the bookstore. I’ve got to hit up the bookstore more often.
Original post by webmaster