Playing Doogie All Fuckin Day Sucks Ass
I played doctor all day with the 18 year old, but not the kind of doctor you’re thinking, my brothers. It was more like nurse—my “girlfriend” felt under the weather and I was on ‘caring boyfriend’ duties. It fuckin sucks having to completely drop whatever the fuck you want to do and tend to someone who is feeling a tad bit sick; and what makes it work is it was just a common cold, but because she’s such a frickin baby, I was forced to be at her beckon and call.
I made her soup, gave her a massage, monitored her medicine dosages, lied with her and watched some damn chick flick (I don’t remember what it was cuz I fell asleep—twice), and just was “there for her”. This shit will pay off in the future, so although it pretty much sucked for me today, I could feel the love from her. She kept telling me how good I am and I kept reminding her how lucky she was.
After the second movie we watched finished, she fell asleep and I tiptoed to my room to surf the net because I knew I wasn’t going to get any ass from my “girlfriend”. TrashyToons.com cheered me up and salvaged this almost wasted day. This site is funny as fuck—not to mention, I never realized how sexy animated skanks could be. I signed up with a FREE TRIAL and surfed until the 18 year old woke up. Then it was back to nursing duties.
My “girlfriend” owes me some pile driver style banging when she feels better. And you better believe I’m going to collect the moment she’s back at 100%.
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