Pickup Lines Are For The Weak And Desperate.
I love to fucking sleep in. After dragging my lazy ass out of bed, I whipped up some breakfast and reclined on my patio. The weather’s been pretty weird lately; I can’t stand an overcast morning in Southern California. The 18 year old hung out with her cutie pie friend last night after I dropped her off, and not wanting to seem too interested in this, when she told me that they were going to catch a movie, I didn’t say shit. But of course the blood instantly started running toward my dick. That cutie pie tramp probably wanted to deep throat my dick again. And I’ll give it to her again; hopefully in a threesome with the 18 year old. After tidying up the place, I headed off to the gym.
Admittedly, I’m pretty good at being able to pickup women, no matter what their fucking age, and I figured I’d test out a new approach. I got on the elliptical trainer and put my 30 minutes in. After, I went into the locker room to change, not even looking over in my prey’s direction. She was on one of those spinning machines when I went in, but when I came out she was standing near the main entrance—a way you have to pass by as you leave.
As I approached, not giving two shits whether or not I talked to her (this is key), she made eye contact with me and smiled. As casually as I could, I introduced myself and went right into how I’ve never been all that good at picking up girls on the fly. “I don’t usually do this, but…I’m sorry, this may not be the time and place,” I said without laying it on too thick. “But in an event that you do not have plans tonight, I would like to meet with you for a cup of tea.” She blushed all up like teenager and shyly gave me her number.
That, my brothers, is the beauty of simplicity and being direct. Bitches, in general, like that shit. It’ll get you what you want more often than not… and what I want is to treat this dick hungry bitch like the whore she is. I’m going to treat her the way I would treat Rachel Luv here at FuckHerRight.com. She gets violated all sorts of horrid ways, and the tramp from the gym is going to like it. I’m going to pop my dick in her mouth after plunging her in the ass to let her know “who’s the shit”.
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