Love Hairy Beaver
Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president. This is who will follow Bush for the Republicans…On the other side you have a black guy whose name sounds an awful lot like Osama (yknow…as in bin laden) and a wishy washy charlie brown guy who if they win would also become president because likely there are too many redneck racists around for Mr. Osama Obama to stay alive for even his first year as pres. I’m sure about now you’re all like thank you very much for letting us know what’s going on…but what the hell does any of this have to do with porn except for the Paladin milf. Well pilgrim it all ties together because this movie Love Hairy Beaver reminds us that no matter who wins and becomes the next president at least we can remember that we get to say goodbye to Bush cos Bush sucks.
Hmmm where to start with the comparisons…I know, I will start with the obvious lies at the beginning. Just like the politicians in the Bush camp the lies start straight off with a hairy beaver that has obviously been trimmed or waxed around the bikini likes and trimmed around the pussy lips. What’s up with that ? You couldn’t go find some truly hairy french chick or something ? Next comparison like with the old bush camp…the tension gets higher and with a bitch named Katrina rolling into town and the VP getting known as a psycho things just get uglier..just like in Love Hairy Beaver where we then get a chick that yeah…she has a hairy pussy…but hey, aren’t all dogs hairy ? Finally we get a hot latina slut that obviously loves cock and loves being filmed…the action is hot and getting you off…then BAM the movie ends and once again just like the last eight years with Bushie you end up feeling let down and screwed over. So other than as an abstract metaphorical statement on current politics and what we have had for the last eight years and what we can be grateful to finally have gone Love Hairy Beaver doesnt have much value and gets a generous one cock-up.
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