Loose Screw
Legend’s Loose Screw is a promising movie that cannot possibly fail with Tera fuckin Patrick on the cover. The Whackman is more than ready to dive into this goddess and the rest of her trampy friends. Let’s do this…
In the opening scene, a decent looking Mariah gets her snatched munched on while she remains standing. Mariah then slobs her man down before getting some sensual thrusting on the couch. This whore bounces on her man’s cock nicely, but the elevator music in the background throws The Whackman off as they move at a more rugged pace—the beat does not compliment the scene at all.
After some meaningless conversation, the weird nosed Lola wraps her dirty mouth around her man’s cock and deep throats it. Lola’s neatly trimmed beaver gets filled with tongue by her man and then she gets some timid cock jabbed into her—The Whackman can see the insecurity in dude; he really needs to tag The Whackman in. Lola is too much woman for him to handle and the funny thing is, the tramp ain’t all that.
The stunning exotic porn princess Tera Patrick is the recipient of a lucky cock. Tera gets her pussy feasted on while she stands up with one leg on the bed. She then tonsils her man to return the favor (and uses her tongue oh so well). After riding her man like a superstar jockey, Tera lies on her back to get the continued tattooing on her wet cunt. The Whackman notices a little gut on the princess, but a little toning is all that’s needed. She turns around to get doggied, taking her man to the promise land.
Some lesbo action takes place in scene 4 between a blonde eye catching Chandler and a perm haired brunette named Keisha Dominguez. Chandler stuffs 8 fingers in Keisha while they are in the 69 position and at first it was hot, but then it lagged. They pull a dildo out and Keisha sits on one end while the other end is in Chandler’s mouth. After, Keisha grabs a double headed dildo and works on both of Chandler’s holes simultaneously. Chandler grabs a third dildo and stabs Keisha in her ass to end the scene.
An out of shape surf board body lookin Chloe tries to play the aggressive, mistress role but fails to be believable. After Chloe and her sex slave trade sub par oral exams, Chloe gets doggied in her flat ass and The Whackman was surprised to not see a bruise in dude’s inner thigh from all that bone clashing. After Chloe faked an orgasm (The Whackman has a sense for these things), they seemed to lose their chemistry as the bitch overacted.
Loose Screw did not live up to the expectations of The Whackman due to the bad music and the sub par casting. It was a fucking roller coaster ride. Mariah in scene 1 did great if you mute the music. Lola wasn’t even all that, but looked like an all-star compared to her shy counterpart. Tera Patrick, aka Mrs. Whackman, held her own. The girl on girl was not bad—no complaints. Chloe did not close the movie well. 4 deserving shots were fired, but it potentially could and should have been more…
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