Look I Am Hairy
Pure Filth Production’s Look I Am Hairy is an all snatchural feast for The Whackman. It’s going to be a hairy situation.
Scene 1 opens up with a fugly out of shape sasquach of a beast looking Malinka. It pained The Whackman to sit through this scene and although big chubaka women need lovin too, The Whackman has a reputation to uphold.
Shit, scene 2 was similar to the first scene. Being hairy is all good, but an old smash faced looking tub of lard Asian named Sarah damn near made the Whackman vomit. What the fuck did the Whackman do to deserve this? It was a more excruciating scene than the first. Wait, wait… The Whackman hurled…
Scene 3 was another disappointment—Yoko, a below average looking flat assed Asian was the sight of sore eyes for The Whackman. It was almost time to hit the stop button and make shit up for the rest of the review, but The Whackman remains a consummate professional.
The final scene ended on the same note as it started—another out of shaped Asian named Kimburly made The Whackman’s cock stay in its state of hibernation. A damn shame The Whackman tells ya.
For the first time, The Whackman’s appetite for pussy was almost non-existent. If anyone out there like’s fugly, beastly looking sluts, Look I Am Hairy is for you—more like Look I’m Scary. Do us all a favor Pure Filth and chop your fucking dicks off because you don’t deserve one for playing this goddamn prank of a porno on The Whackman. 1 pity shot was fired as The Whackman was forced to blast the audio up and go into a different room and go to The Whackman’s happy place.