Key To Sex
Legend’s Key To Sex is nothing far down from The Whackman’s alley, for The Whackman holds the skeleton key and will unlock the hidden review from the box.
Scene 1 opens up slowly with two dudes chit chattin. Finally, the sensual blonde Kimberly Kane starts her morning off with her man tonguing her worn out snatch. Kimberly then performs a sub-par blow job before she gets railed doggystyle by her small dicked man. She then sat on his limp red cock and baby bounced on it prior to getting missionaried and side winded. It was a so-so intro.
After some more senseless conversation, Scene 2 has the gorgeous foreign blonde Anna Nova in a shower scene. The fucking mist was ruining The Whackman’s view at first. She first got titty fucked before getting rammed while standing up—putting one foot against the wall. The director finally got it right by opening the shower door. But what the fuck was with the fake voiceover? Ms. Nova’s a fuckin pro and you bastards short-ended the scene. It still was decent with good oral and various sexual positions, but not maximized to its potential. That’s your bad Legend.
Scene 3 again has long meaningless talk between the two same dudes from the two previous scenes. Then, one of the dudes watches a porno of small breasted Felicia Fox (as a mighty ugly zombie) getting double teamed by two male zombies. The lighting sucked in this scene and did not keep The Whackman’s interest. They shadows made them look like retarded leopard’s going at it.
The fourth and final scene has the sexy faced Venus who is eager to get fucked by her man, but her man leaves her hanging… and that’s where one of our two talkaholics cum in. After pulling a few items out of her ass, one of the two guys eats her out and The Whackman notices a poor tit job—dammit. After getting sucked off pretty good by Venus, he plugs that pussy missionary on the couch before having her in the reverse cowgirl position. Then, he puts her on her back while thrusting his cock up her crapper before drizzling almost no cum.
Key To Sex must have had “Do Not Duplicate” written on it because The Whackman was fairly dissatisfied. The fake voiceovers and music killed the vibe. It should have been a lot better; still, 3 loads were shot—although they weren’t full juicy loads. The box cover is very, very deceiving.