It’s A Numbers Game My Brothers
I woke up a little earlier than usual this morning, so what the hell; I decided to give my hard on a morning treat with Kimberly and Tiffany on FuckHerRight.com. They are a perfect wake-me-upper before breakfast; and with a FREE TRIAL—it’s all good. Look at these ripe young college sluts who are experimenting with their curiosities. The amber haired cunt resembles the 18 year old’s trampy backstabbing friend that I banged last weekend. Young women are such dirty, beautiful whores—if that shit makes any sense.
After a light breakfast, I waked and baked with some purple kush, groomed myself a bit before hopping in the shower, smoked some more, and rolled up a blunt for my stroll on the beach. Today, the sun was shining without a cloud in the sky. My car was in need of a little TLC, so I took it to a nice hand car wash prior to cruising down the 133 highway. Now I was ready for the beach.
Laguna Beach is a cool 7 mile stretch of pristine beaches with soft white sand. I wanted to be in the center of the action, so I positioned myself at Main Beach Park, the heart of downtown Laguna. Strolling the sidewalk, I could see the long legs of shopaholic bitches looking for the next trendy attire as well as sexy sluts in their two-piece bikini’s on their way to the beach. I was near the picnic area and noticed many available women trying to draw attention to them—I knew they were horny because of the way they would eye the hard bodies strolling passed them. I grabbed some ice cream and made my way to the action.
A trick of the trade I’d picked up, my brothers, is to holler at the second best looking chick in the clique. The finest bitch is usually stuck up and gets her jollies off by rejecting every man who tries to approach, whereas the second best one is happy to get acknowledged in her friend’s presence. Sure, you won’t get the finest piece of ass, but the silver medal, in some countries, makes you a fucking hero. Searching for outta towners, I approached 10 different women during my excursion, found out 4 of them qualified, and I left with 3 phone numbers. Batting .750 ain’t bad…
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