In Search Of A Hairy Beaver

First thing to come to mind when I saw the title of this movie was why? So I figured what the hell, I’ll find out why somebody would want to search for hairy beaver and maybe find some hot sex of a different kind to jack to. First, you gotta understand I don’t really dig hairy beaver (maybe if I met some dude named Harry Beaver and he had some cool weed that he smoked with me, I would like him). I mean you get hair stuck between your teeth and unless it’s like a trophy for your friends that they see pubic hair between your incisors, it’s just kinda gross. Especially when you factor in things like summertime sweat collecting in that hair, or if the chick dripped a bit after peeing then it’s just gonna collect in that hair…so like I say, In Search of A Hairy Beaver…why?

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So after watching In Search Of A Hairy Beaver the best kudos I can give to it is not based on the bushy muffs but rather on the ethnic diversity of this movie. I mean it’s not an inter-racial movie…but it is. Starts off with some amateur white milf looking chick getting banged by a brotha and showing off that she’s a natural red-head, followed up by a slutty sista enjoying some cock and showing off that she has naturally black hair to go with her ebony skin…and what a hairy muff it is indeed.

Lastly it’s time for what I guess the expression ‘hair of the dog’ came from as some dog/jackal looking muslim chick shows us how much she enjoys making up for all the cock she missed in camel-jockey land as she gobbles down cock and shows off that the one American convenience she has not learned about yet is a razor (I wonder if muslim chicks can get sand-fleas?…)

Anyways, In Search Of A Hairy Beaver gets one cock-up and that’s cos if you’re bored and have nothing to do, you might find something in it.

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