If It’s On Then It’s On
It was time to tone myself up for the exciting weekend, so I went to the gym to work on my arms, back, and chest. A cardio class was going on within view and about 20 or so lovely asses trapped in spandex were smiling at me. I detected a subliminal competitiveness between the chicks that could use more class time and the chicks that just have good genes (and are trying to “act” like they’re physically fit). Bitches have more drama with each other than with men.
I took a water break and quietly observed the cardio class some more, noticing that most of the women were insecure with their bodies and/or interested in my approval because they would each sneak a discreet peak in my direction through the mirror. I never understood that. Why the fuck did they place a wall mirror right across from you while you were working out? Was it a simple reminder of how out of shape your fat ass was? Or was it for good looking broads to gloat at their inherited genes while frowning upon the ugly ducklings? Bitches and dudes go to the gym for entirely different reasons.
As the class finished, I spotted one of the more insecure broads (who had potential) and acknowledged her for her determination to “stay healthy and physically fit”. I struck up a conversation about the class and its advantages versus doing a cardio routine on your own, and of course I just kept asking questions to let the bitch talk. She admired my interest in the class because it wasn’t the “manly thing” to join a class, “but baby, I’m not just any man”. We exchanged phone numbers and agreed to meet for Jamba Juice in the near future.
Meeting this “diamond in the rough” chick was a sign of things to come this weekend. I grabbed a sandwich on my way back to my apartment and treated myself to Jemeni for dessert on PinkandPerfect.com. Jemeni’s caramel sundae butter pecan complexion reminded me of the chick with potential from the gym. I unloaded all over her succulent tits. I love the FREE TRIAL and feel on top of the fucking world right now.
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