Happy Fucking Independence Day
I received a hard knock on my door this morning—it was the 18 year old. She was holding a video in her hand and had a furious look on her face. I tried to calmly ask her what the hell she was doing over here and she quickly redirected the conversation to what the fuck I was up to a couple of days ago. Gulp…
Before I could start to come up with a bullshit story, she went straight to my VCR and popped in the video and looked right at me with a “what the fuck is this” kind of face. Holy shit, it was the two fucking chicks I railed from the beach. Those bitches video taped our whole fuck fest. When I tried to ask the 18 year old where she got the video from, she just broke down into tears. Then the yelling ensued. I was just fucking set up…
One of the skanks happened to be a friend of hers and she was just supposed to flirt with me—but instead, she got the dickin of her life (and so did the other whore). Anyways, I tried to apologize for falling into their seduction. I sat the 18 year old down and talked about entrapment and the biological make-up of a man; that if any pussy is thrown at him, he instinctively mates. I pleaded with her for her forgiveness because I never initiated anything. A tongue was shoved down my throat, and yeah, I could have said no, but I gave her the “if you were a man, you’d understand” routine reiterating how those bitches were fucking sluts. And I flipped it on her and started yelling for her to get the fuck out of my apartment. How dare she think I am not a decent man… =).
The 18 year old left confused, and I know she was confused because she left on my terms—not hers. She tried to apologize with the door in her face, and I wasn’t having it. I needed to relax so I went to PinkandPerfect.com and used my FREE TRIAL to get a piece of Wendy. This fucking slut was the perfect dose of I-don’t-give-a-fuck that I needed to celebrate this “independence” day. The fucking irony…
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