Get The Fuck Up And Get The Fuck Out
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t expect to find the 18 year old next to me. She was supposed to be at school. What the fuck was she still doing here? I woke her ass up and, instead of panicking, she smiled and said that she felt like sleeping in. I told her I had to go to work and she was under the impression that she can stay while I’m not home—I don’t play that shit. Sure, I’ve been dating her for a while now and most men wouldn’t mind their “girlfriend” staying, but check it out… it’s not a trust issue. I know she’s not going to go through my shit. What it is is a “getting too comfortable” issue.
So instead of kicking her ass out of my place, I instead, made her wanna leave. I jumped off of my bed and yelled – rat! She hates rodents and insects and I ran towards a corner of my room as if I was looking for it; the 18 year old instantly was awake and because I couldn’t find the rat (damn it), she told me that she couldn’t stay there knowing that there was a furry rodent lurking in the cuts. I know—I’m pretty damn good. Hey, she’s going to get the hint one way or another eventually.
Before getting ready for work, I was so fuckin horny and I regretted not having a quickie with the 18 year old before running her out. I had to get in my quick fix so I jumped on my laptop onto TrashyToons.com because my dirty mind led me to that site. The animators over there remind me a little bit of myself—sick and twisted with a damn good sense of humor. I have a FREE TRIAL that I’m using, so it’s all to the good.
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