Father Forgive Us For We Know Not What We Do
Alright my brothers, so Father’s Day didn’t quite go as smoothly as planned yesterday. What had happened was the 18 year old came by for an unexpected early fuck session before we headed off to spend the lovely Sunday with her parents; and, instead of meeting them on time for brunch at a country club like planned, we were about an hour late because I couldn’t cum quick enough. Hey, I was in the mood for her fucking milf mom, so I was “not all there”. And having to pick up a gift at the bookstore didn’t speed things up.
Her dad hates tardiness. When I say hates tardiness, before the 18 year old could say Happy Fath——“Why the hell are you late?!” came out of her dad’s mouth. Okay, so we had a tee time that I forgot to mention. Yeah, we’re some pretty fucked up kids. I wanted to bash him in his face and shove my driver up his ass while telling him to fuck off, but I simply replied calmly and smoothly and took all the blame. I wanted to take the load off of the 18 year old because “I’m such a good man”. We carted off to the first tee…
After the front 9, her dad was shot 7 over par and, of course, blamed the 18 year old for his mind state. And maybe my 3 under par was a tough pill to swallow on “Father’s” Day. I heard him talk some shit under his breath while I teed off (to start the back 9) to try to throw me off, but I’m ice cold baby. I’m no Tiger, but I’m no Michelle Wahhhh either. The 18 year old’s milf mom began to get irritated with Daddeyo and really appreciated my composed reaction towards his “unnecessary bickering”.
He ended the day with a 9 over, and I, a 4 under. I could tell that the 18 year old’s milf mom drew attracted to me as the day progressed—okay maybe that’s pushing it a bit, but while her husband was the zero, I was the hero yesterday (in all aspects). All but a step closer to having that open ear (and zipper) when she needed me. I left the country club alone because my “girlfriend” needed to patch things up with her pops. It was all good because it gave me the rest of the day to just relax on my computer and flip through TrashyToons.com. These anime’s cater to my relaxation needs every time I need them. A few rips from the bong and it was nighty night.
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