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I might come under attack for this but my co-producer Steve backs me on the decision to shoot a wheel chair bound chap shagging his girlfriend. The point of shooting this 1 lies in the title of the series: Real Couples. Kerry and Kiwi are exactly that and I didn’t feel we should discriminate a disabled dude showing his lady a good time but that doesn’t mean everybody is eligible though. For instance, it would be unethical to shoot a downs syndrome or Siamese twins as that would be blatantly out of order… Oh well, only if the birds really fit. Kerry and Kiwis sexual antics were not going to be the norm from the outset. This I knew, since they are into the fetish and BDSM scene. Even though there were strong scenes that the BBFC would not allow to get an R18 certificate I sensed they restrained themselves a bit but it didn’t stop him from fisting her vag and her pissing repeatedly. Whether this gets through is another thing. The other thing about Kerry I noticed since meeting them at the BGAFD party is that Kerry is real tall, about 6′2 I think.

Kiwis disability didn’t stop him from performing with her in the usual way but because he is paralysed from the waist down, he can’t feel any sensation to get a natural erection and has to resort to NHS prescribed injections to get it up to satisfy the missus who did the usual oral, vaginal and anal penetrations purely for the film as Kiwi doesn’t benefit anything other than visual from it apparently. All in all a shoot out of the ordinary. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of different once in a while, but then, that’s the beauty of shooting genuine couples. U never know exactly what you are going to get until you get it.

Original post by viki

Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president.  This is who will follow Bush for the Republicans…On the other side you have a black guy whose name sounds an awful lot like Osama (yknow…as in bin laden) and a wishy washy charlie brown guy who if they win would also become president because likely there are too many redneck racists around for Mr. Osama Obama to stay alive for even his first year as pres.  I’m sure about now you’re all like thank you very much for letting us know what’s going on…but what the hell does any of this have to do with porn except for the Paladin milf.  Well pilgrim it all ties together because this movie Love Hairy Beaver reminds us that no matter who wins and becomes the next president at least we can remember that we get to say goodbye to Bush cos Bush sucks.

Hmmm where to start with the comparisons…I know, I will start with the obvious lies at the beginning.  Just like the politicians in the Bush camp the lies start straight off with a hairy beaver that has obviously been trimmed or waxed around the bikini likes and trimmed around the pussy lips.  What’s up with that ?  You couldn’t go find some truly hairy french chick or something ?  Next comparison like with the old bush camp…the tension gets higher and with a bitch named Katrina rolling into town and the VP getting known as a psycho things just get uglier..just like in Love Hairy Beaver where we then get a chick that yeah…she has a hairy pussy…but hey, aren’t all dogs hairy ?  Finally we get a hot latina slut that obviously loves cock and loves being filmed…the action is hot and getting you off…then BAM the movie ends and once again just like the last eight years with Bushie you end up feeling let down and screwed over.  So other than as an abstract metaphorical statement on current politics and what we have had for the last eight years and what we can be grateful to finally have gone Love Hairy Beaver doesnt have much value and gets a generous one cock-up.

Original post by webmaster

Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

Now THIS is what a woman should be, someone who knows that even though they aren’t equal to men in many ways…they are far more than equal when it comes to sex and a real woman enjoys the fact that sexual satisfaction is the real reason that they exist and they have as many orgasms as they can while getting off as many guys as are around.

Original post by webmaster

Zing zing zing goes the machine…woot woot woot goes the slut in the Lesbian Orgy Factory…man, this looks like one earthshaking orgasm ripping thru this babe and her friend is pushing her carnal sanity to the limits with a sex-crazed sensory overdose…

There was a time when the machines that women cared about having were sewing machines, vacuums, dishwashing machines, laundry machines and so on…Now ask almost any woman what her must have machine is and it won’t be any of those….at least 80% will tell you that their number one choice of machine is a sybian or some other sex-machine.

Original post by webmaster

Watching XXX Amateur Nudes is just like what it used to be like twenty or thirty years ago to go into a McDonalds (well except that McDonalds didn’t have the sex and nudity)…the chicks serving you smiled a big smile cos they were happy to be given a chance to make some money, meet people and be part of a fun team

Same deal with amateur porn….these sluts are as happy to be there getting pics taken and videos made of them doing what they love to do and their smiles and gleeful expressions tell you…hey, Im a slut and Im happy to be given a chance to make some money, meet people and be part of a fun team while doing what I love to do

Original post by webmaster

See…there it is…younger people think that experience counts for nothing unless that are playing some role-playing video game and that no wisdom comes from the passage of time…

These Hot Naughty Wives know that just like when the cat is away the mice will play, when their dog of a husband is away the pussy will play and experience has taught them that in order to truly try and satiate their insatiable desires they should never settle for just one cock to have servicing them.

Original post by webmaster

I am a college girl that has a busy schedule and a lot going on in my life so I don’t have a lot of time to make friends and even less time to meet guys or find people to have sex with. My webcam has been the best thing ever in that area because it gives me a way to chat with guys any time of the day or night and I can cam 2 cam with them and watch them jack off while they watch me use my toys on my pussy. I love getting off that way and it totally relaxes me and turns me on. If you like a smart girl that is not shy about getting naked with strangers then we should talk.

Come and see more now!

Original post by msacras

I am kind of new to the whole internet thing. I have emailed and Googled and stuff like that, but I had never had a webcam or done any real chatting until recently when I got a new computer. So I am learning the ropes and having fun experimenting. I guess it never occurred to me that I should get dressed while chatting on my cam so the first time I was online I was in just my underwear. Guys seemed to like it so I stayed with it. I love chatting about all different kinds of things and am open to trying new things. Take it slow with me and I will try just about anything.

Come and see more now!

Original post by msacras

Something that playing around on my webcam has taught me is that I am totally bisexual. I knew that I was a little bit into girls and had kissed a few girls and fooled around with other girls a little bit, but I had never done much more. Now I realize that I love getting naked with other girls and watching them finger themselves as I either finger or toy my pussy. I love guys too and like having them watch me as well. I really want to watch a couple have sex live on webcam or have them watch me and tell me what to do.

Come and see more now!

Original post by msacras

Okay now usually a fever is a bad thing…but for eight times running Nymph Fever 8 shows us that this fever, like the one that Nat King Cole sung of is the kind of fever you want in the morning and all through the night.  It’s a shame that guys with frigid wives and girlfriends couldn’t bring their women around these sluts and have the fever be catching…ahhh what a wet and wonderful world it would be.  Like seriously in my opinion the people who say that Nymphomania is a disease or illness that should be treated as such should be fucking shot in front of a firing squad…and as for the nymphos in question I have my own special gun to shoot them with too…over and over and over again.

Often these somewhat glossier more ‘pro’ porn movies lose something due to pretentiousness or a misplaced idea of class and style…by going the milf-slut route they totally avoid that pitfall of success and score big with the realism of having nymphomaniacs play nymphomaniacs…aint no slut like a real slut as the saying goes.  The women in Nymph Fever 8 are cock and cum fanatics and act like if they weren’t paid to be in this movie they would gladly pay to be in it just to experience the hot suck and fuck action that they themselves receive and deliver scene after scene.  My biggest problem with this movie is that like soooo many other slut flicks once again they sell these chicks short on what they are capable of.  You get chicks as slutty as this in a movie and you just GOTTA have a gangbang somewhere in it…but they didn’t.  Other than that one issue Nymph Fever 8 is super feverishly hot and well worth watching and jacking to and gets a satisfied four cocks-up.

Original post by webmaster