Back on the Mormon farm, sex is not discussed regularly. However, actions speak louder than words! For The Whackman’s viewing pleasure, these landowners get it on with their slave help. They love to slurp on massa’s cock and massa loves getting a piece of Amish ecstasy; show a little love for your Homey In A Haystack.
In scene 1, Delia and Tyce Bune go at it in a bed. They get into an intense 69—she has an incredible body that The Whackman can truly appreciate. Delia passionately works his cock when she’s on top, but her gasps annoy the fuck out of The Whackman. They get into missionary and doggystyle, before finishing up with the cumshot on the face.
Scene 2 takes a long fuckin time to develop. Finally, after half of the scene is over, Byron and Regan Star are in a barn on top of the hay bales. Although Regan has a decent body and natural tits, her accent is out of place in Amish country. But fuck it—what she lacks in accent, she makes up in a blowjob and during sex. They start in missionary, before Regan gets on all fours to take it from behind. She climbs on top for some reverse cowgirl and then takes a small pop in her mouth and chin.
In scene 3, Zoe strips down for Byron and her fake tits don’t look too good. Jay joins in on the fun and Zoe goes back and forth in her bj sequence. She then hops on Jay in reverse anal cowgirl and looks like a shy high schooler, and more importantly, she moves like one. Byron steps in to DP her. Zoe has a real sense of humor, because she can’t keep a straight face while spouting off lines like “Fuck my Amish virgin cunt!” Hell, The Whackman was laughing along! Besides the fake tits, Zoe looks very good and deserved the pop shots she received in the mouth.
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Byron’s about to go back to civilization and he stops to fuck Candy Vegas in the dining room. Candy gets on her knees to boss him up until Dave Hardman joins in. She rotates her mouth on both cocks before hopping on Byron for some reverse cowgirl and doggystyle (in her pussy first and then anal)—all the while sucking off Dave for a bit. She has a nice body, but has some bruises on the inside of her thighs that look terrible. Candy moans quite well and receives a decent pop shot on her tits. Dave should have been cut completely from this scene because he didn’t really do shit.
In scene 5, Mila, passes the time by wandering up to three of the Amish dudes and does em all on a blanket. Brother Samuel wanders by eventually, but he doesn’t really have a part in the scene. He just jacks off in the background. Mila is ragin to go and takes some doggy anal from each of the dudes—face planting into the grass. She then gets into cowgirl on one dude and another one dp’s her—her tits look weird, but fuck it. She then gets smothered in cum and catches most of it in her mouth before spitting it out. In the final scene, Candy and Dave Hardman get it on. First, she gets down to slob his knob. Next, Dave stabs her cunt before transitioning into her ass. High-impact penetration is going on here. The only question The Whackman has is that just before the very weak pop shot, they appear to be disengaging from a position that wasn’t shown.
In Homey In A Haystack, the sex is quite good—lots of anal. The women are all fuckable, but the Amish storyline was so fuckin fake—they don’t have toaster ovens or electric crock-pots or air-conditioning, do they? The editing and camerawork is a little shaky and the location should have been chosen better, but every slut loved to take the cock nice and deep and they seemed to truly have fun. Our Dime Piece of the day is Regan Star in scene 2 as she earned two of the 6 loads that were fired off in this funny sex flick.
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