Cuz It’s One, Two, Three Strikes Your Out At The Old Ballgame
I recently signed up to be a substitute for a softball team and yesterday I received a phone call from one of the managers who needed my services. Originally, I was going to turn down the opportunity to hop on the field, but when he said the words “co-ed”, I just couldn’t resist seeing some new pussy laced up in softball gear. There is something about chicks and sports that turns me the fuck on.
When I arrived to the field, I had a sense of excitement as if I was playing in an All-star game. I got acquainted with my teammates and warmed up with a cute broad. This chick had an arm for a broad and I was thoroughly impressed. I wanted to rip her jersey off right then and there, but her husband was playing on our team as well – fuck. She was the only piece of ass that was fuckable, so I just focused on enjoying a day playing some good ol softball.
After the spectacular game (we won 15-14), we had a team meeting. I was expecting a “great fucking game” from the manager, but instead, he asked that we bow our heads and say a prayer. I was like, “what the fuck?” – holy shit, I had been playing on a church team and hadn’t known about it. Now it all made sense why I was the only one cussin the whole fuckin time. Square ass mother-fuckers.
I rushed my bad-ass home and feened for some internet porn. I felt like I was in goody-two-shoe land for the last two hours and needed to release. Fortunately, Hailey from PinkandPerfect.com gave me some sinful love that I needed. Although I had fun playing today, I felt out of place, as if I was “the bad guy”. I’m glad to be back in my comfortable setting because ‘there is no place like home’.
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