Check. Raise. I’m All In. I Call. Fuckin Donkeys…
I had the itch to play some poker tonight after watching an episode of The World Series of Poker. The “professional” poker players will never win the big grand prize again because it’s flooded with donkey motherfuckers who don’t give a damn about percentages and instead, rely on luck. Granted, bad beats are a part of poker, but “bad calls” are a part of stupid people. It’s only my opinion.
After a light dinner, I went over to one of the many Indian Casino’s that Southern California has and tried my luck in a cash game. I was blunted out of my mind and sported sunglasses to ensure that no one could read my eyes because the sticky icky purple kush would not let me hide the enthusiasm of primo hands. I spotted a couple of suckers at the table and focused my action at them. They were holding onto chips that belonged to me. In not time at all, the chips were where they belonged.
Two hours later (and 5 beers down), a seat was open where a gorgeous chick sat down. She looked more like a pornstar than a poker player at first impression. Still wearing my sunglasses, my eyes were fixated on her nice rack—and I’m not talking about the poker chips. This slut was very manipulating and I admired that. She was wearing what she wore to distract a player and making him more “loose”. Players around the table would throw their chips in whenever she was involved in a pot just so they could continue having a conversation with her. I sipped my beer in the background and didn’t play many hands after she joined us. I was in awe and wanted to ravish her right then and there on the table. Instead, I chose to leave…
I rushed home and my cock was hard the whole way. I had to readjust my manhood a few times while in the car because I kept thinking about how sexy and powerful the pokerwhore was. Women have the potential to be better poker players than men within the next few years if you think about it—if they use their woman instincts to it’s fullest. I used my FREE TRIAL to hop onto PinkandPerfect.com and Katrina gave me all the lovin I needed to get my mind right again.
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