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Women Defined

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

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Now THIS is what a woman should be, someone who knows that even though they aren’t equal to men in many ways…they are far more than equal when it comes to sex and a real woman enjoys the fact that sexual satisfaction is the real reason that they exist and they have as many orgasms as they can while getting off as many guys as are around.

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Working A Deal

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

While some people are arrogant assholes and bitches who think that their farts don’t stink and that they walk above everyone else, other people sell themselves totally short when it comes to their own personal value…don’t know why…it’s just the way it is.

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Take this slut here….she just gave this guy a sweet blowjob, sucked down his cum and now she hopes it will get him to show her a camera which if she buys he gets a commision on…damn bitch, just demand the fucking camera in return for the blowjob.

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Dick Distractions

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Exactly dude….who the hell cares about the damn door…no matter how freaky it is.  You guys are naked for a reason and it isn’t to check out the fucking architecture…it’s to fuck.

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That’s just one of the problems with chicks…they spend so much time looking at the small things going on and ignore the big fun things that are right in front of them…well, fuck him bitch.

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Test Your Sexual IQ

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Time for a quick test to see how with it you are sexually…take a very fast look at this picture, then close your eyes and say what is missing…

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That’s right….the slut has her mouth wide open and is missing the third cock to fill it up and jam her with each opening stuffed…if you saw it right away then kudos to you.  You should be gangbanging some slut instead of reading a blog

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Put A Sock In It

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Yknow, this dwarf dude in the green with the huge baseball bat for a cock should slap that purple beret’d dwarf around his head.

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From the looks of him he’s got one line he can use on the ladies to impress them and maybe make them laugh, but along comes this little punk who just has to ‘explain’ the joke to the hot babes…nothing worse than a killjoy who can’t keep his mouth shut when you’re getting some sweet pussy action.

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Beading Away Boredom

Friday, September 19th, 2008

If you went to any small town settler museums over the summer and had one of their tours you probably heard about how among the many other hardships encountered by these early settlers, one common one was a sense of isolated boredom at times.

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Thankfully some of the friendlier native tribes had open liberated women who took white settler women like this and showed them the pleasure they could get from beading…which of course led to a lot of the reason that trading for beads became so popular in the early 18th and early 19th century.

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Baaa Baaa Bad Fred

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Poor Fred Finklestien is finally caught out….

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All these years he has been impressing women by showing them that while he is not the strongest, or beefiest, or most handsome of men available he does have a big package that pleases…now we see that he was nothing but a stuffed sheepskin.

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Gender Bender

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

So if I was a chick (and I tell you, apart from those times I’d love to have some tits to play with, most of the time I’m incredibly glad I’m not) I would do this myself; get a custom made dildo that will hit all my sensitive spots exactly how I want them to…

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Only difference is that I’d probably wait til I wasn’t having my period (not exactly the cleanest way to measure things now is it) and I’d try to find a super hot dude to take my pussy measurements so that after he was done we could see how well his own cock could satisfy my horniness.

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Angles Of Seduction and Extortion

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Some dudes just give up wayyyy too easy.  They don’t see all the angles and figure their great ideas are shot to hell before they are shot to hell.

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Take this dude here…he figures the jig is up, they will want his phone and call for a rescue.  What he is missing out of his defeatist thinking that would show him all is not lost is…hmmm what would these babes DO in return for use of his phone and how would they SHOW their appreciation for him saving them all.

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Fibre Fuck

Monday, September 15th, 2008

There are a ton of laxatives, stool softeners and extra fibre rich foods that are found throughout pharmacies and grocery stores throughout North America geared to keeping the population regular and non-constipated…sure most are aimed at old people but everyone gets a bit stuffed up now and then.

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The women in the world should look at more natural and old-fashioned remedies like this one…You just KNOW that this slut is going to be wide open and clear and ladies…if you try this I’m sure you can to.  Just think of how much money you will save, and hey…no one likes Grape Nuts anyways

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