Nothing get me off harder than see hot horny chicks squirming in orgasmic bliss. There is no map for the elusive G-spot but enough practice and persistence you can fucking nail that sucker and watch her bounce up and down like there is no tomorrow! Cum see these trashy toons that really know how to nail that punchline!
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If only Vegas had shows like this, you’d never get me to leave. Nothing is more entertaining then a little magic mixed with your porn! See what the world is missing out on, and maybe you will get some new ideas to further this wonderful world of porn thanks to some trashy toons!
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These vivid toons will do anything your imagination can create, unlike most girls these trashy toons were born to fuck, suck and swallow. They’ll fulfill all of your wildest wet dreams. Jessica Rabbit ain’t got nothin’ on these sex dripping drawings.
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I was reading an article the other day about how some whacked out religous morality right wing nut-jobs go criticising Disney movies with a bunch of bullshit about how the Disney artists are perverts and intentionally make temples and towers phallus shaped…(yeah, like it’s their fault that an arabic tower has the shape it does)
I wonder what those same groups of nut-jobs would say about this almost Disneyesque art and if they would catch the Phallic Symbolism thrusting in front of them or if it could be used on these censorship review boards to entice some heart attacks and get rid of those censorship motherfuckers.
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This is where the line gets drawn and smart, savvy parents know that it’s time to worry and maybe make an impromptu trip to the Ivy League college to say hello to Sweet Suzie before she becomes Slut Suzie…
Parents: No matter how much it might piss you off and exasperate you for your 18 year old daughter at college to be asking for money every time you talk to her….it’s when they say they suddenly end up financially stable and not asking for money at that age that you have to worry.
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Sometimes I read these and wonder what the hell the narrator of these jokes and sight-gags has as his major mental problem that makes him so incapable of realizing what makes a good thing and what makes a bad thing…
Frank has no problem with his job….yeah right buddy…Frank has absolutely no problem with the fact that those bitches made him a fucking eunuch so that they wouldn’t have to worry about his being distracted leading to a car accident or having any pleasure himself. Let’s chop off your fucking genitals and see how much of a problem you have with it Mr. fucking narrator.
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Ahhh yes the new way to film porn developed by those stoned teens that were getting all wigged out looking in the rear-view mirror one day when they were driving around blasted out of their skulls..
The avant-garde style of taking the whole idea of objects being closer than they appear in the rearview mirror of your car and applying it to photography in porn making
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People never think of the consequences of their actions nowadays…they just go along living for the moment.
If this guy really wanted to get ahead in his quest for sexual fullfilment without breaking his vows, he should have just killed the old battle-axe bitch version of his wife before going back…then as each one aged he could have just repeated the process forever with versions a minute younger than the first one he went back for
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Halloween is all over the stores right now and has been for a while, and pretty damn soon we’ll be seeing everything there is to see about Christmas.
So I decided to emulate the stores and bring in a little holiday cheer…but of course given that it’s not actually the holiday season I chose something with a twist (and some teeth), cos godammit those bitches who NEVER suck cock or NEVER swallow just totally deserve to be put on Santa’s Naughty list and not get any presents.
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This cartoon reminds me of an old joke about an ant and an elephant….
Once upon a time there was a horny ant at the zoo who came upon an elephant…now the ant climbed up the elephant and started fucking it…of course an elephant being an elephant and an ant being an ant the elephant didn’t really feel anything. Suddenly a coconut fell from a tree above the elephant and hit him on the head. “OW”, said the elephant. Filled with delusions of his own masculine grandeur the ant of course thought it was him making the elephant say ow and responded, “yeah…that’s right…take it bitch.”
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