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It was a fuckin zoo at work today – every guy tried to look smooth and cool in their Military outfits or Pirate/Vampire costumes and every thin slut appropriately dressed in skimpy, sexy, revealing cutsie uniforms (French maids, cute animals, etc.) and I didn’t dress up at all. I was going to wear my Phantom of the Opera gear, but to be honest with you, I don’t give a shit about pleasing the people I work with… I’m not fuckin any of them – well, not yet anyway, so why do I need to conform?
The day went by fine as people gathered for picture taking throughout the day and during lunch we all gathered in the break room for the best dressed costume contest and, of course, the sluttiest broad in the room won. I did enjoy looking at all the skanks for who they really are as it showed in their costumes… I don’t think I can look at them the same ever again (which is a damn good thing).
I just arrived home from work and I needed a nap because the 18 year old and I were going to go to a Halloween party tonight – the theme was “Eyes Wide Shut” and I don’t know if you have ever seen that movie my brothers, but it was just one big orgy fest—so I am anticipating a very, very good time.
But before I nap, I would like my imagination to roam free, so after I smoke this purple kush, I’m going to cruise on over to Trashytoons.com. There are funny and creative comic strips that will get me in the fuckin mood to party. With a FREE TRIAL, there is no way I can pass this opportunity up – my mission tonight is to try something sexually with a skank I’ve never met before. What that something is, only TrashyToons.com will tell me… damn, this weed is good.
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At TrashyToons.com, you will laugh, you may cry, but most importantly, you will be “in touch” with your feelings… lend yourself a helping hand. Pun intended.
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Sometimes the ol lady gets just that – old. Spice your relationship up at TrashyToons.com because ideas are in abundance and unconventional methods of having sex are the new trend.
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Taking a page out of a former president’s book has earned the Governator my respect. At TrashyToons.com, these twisted animators don’t see anything wrong with a little bump and grind. Don’t hate the player, hate the game…
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Tonight was the first of the two nights of partying that the 18 year old and I were going to do in celebration of Halloween. When we arrived at the party, I noticed all kinds of sluts dressed up—proud to be accepted for one fucking night. That shit cracked me the fuck up as every slut checked out the other to see who was sluttier. Trapped under my Phantom of the Opera mask, it was pretty easy to remain anonymous. It was a huge mansion (one of the 18 year old’s friend’s parent’s home) that one could get easily lost in. After dancing with my “girlfriend” and mingling with her friends for an hour or so, I went off to explore a bit while my “girlfriend” stayed in the main room with her friends.
Equipped with a bottle of champagne (that I drank straight out of the bottle), I made my way up the stairs to the balcony—an area of the house that was taped off while being remodeled. It was dark, and I could look down on the people below as they partied. Hidden from view, a stranger placed her arms around my neck and kissed me—she was in a sexy cheerleader outfit that soon enough got my cock’s attention. She grinded her thigh against my cock and knew I was ready for her. I pulled her skirt up and slid my hands around her waist and cupped her sweet ass; she had a fuckin thong on—nice.
I unzipped the back of her cheerleader outfit about half way, pushing the front open exposing the most perfect tits I’d ever laid eyes one. She had beautiful tits, hard and sensitive nipples. I cupped her left breast in my hand, taking her nipple into my mouth, sucking it and flicking it with my tongue. I felt her fingers touching my cock as she fished it out, taking it into her hand, pumping me as her body quaked from a nipplegasm. She then knelt down and took my cock into her mouth, working her tongue over the head of my cock, while rolling my heavy ball sac in her fingers—I struggled not to cum too soon. I pulled her to her feet, while she stepped out of her dress; I turned her around, pushed her up against the railing along the edge of the balcony pulled her thong aside, wedging my cock between her cheeks. She moaned softly, squeezing her cheeks together, and I knew I was in her ass—but it was too late to turn back. My Trashytoons.com instinct kicked in and I reached around and cupped her tits in my hands and started pounding my cock between her cheeks furiously. I felt my load blow in her ass after about 10 minutes of rough anal fucking. She then got dressed, kissed me on the cheek, and left without even exchanging names.
Besides my pants, I was fully dressed, so I quickly went to find the 18 year old back in the main room. As I approached her, I noticed the cheerleader that I just fucked very close to her (with her back turned to me). My “girlfriend” smiled at me upon my arrival, and then introduced me to one of her best friends from back in high school—the motherfuckin cheerleader. The cheerleader stuck her hand out to shake my hand as if nothing happened and said “It’s a pleasure to meet you”. When my “girlfriend” asked me where I’d been, I simply replied “just fuckin around”. We left the party shortly after a few more drinks and dances with no problems, drama, or unnecessary storytelling. Oh what a night.
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Sluts down south are known for their warm hospitality, but sometimes they need some time to get acquainted with themselves. On TrashyToons.com, rest and relaxation is first and foremost.
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Saying that TrashyToons.com is a hilarious website is an understatement. Puff, puff, pass—whatever the animators are smoking, I need a rip from!!! Life is too short to be uptight, so live a little and stimulate your mind and cock all in one place.
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While driving home from work today, all I kept thinking about was wanting to go to bed and just forget this day ever took place (Fuck Mondays); but when I pulled up to my parking spot, I saw the 18 year old in front of my door smiling at me as she held onto a bag of groceries. A smile came over my face, forgetting the long day I just had. How fuckin thoughtful of her—I talked to her during lunch and told her I had a bad day, but I didn’t expect her to rush her ass over to my place to kick it.
After we finish eating, I became Mr. Fuckin Romance and I played some slow jams as I took her to the living room to dance; I could smell her cunt getting wet. After a little slow dance, I lifted her up and wrapped my arms around her legs and lifted her up—taking her straight into the bedroom. I undressed her slowly, staring into her eyes the whole time. I then grabbed a bottle of massage oil and started moving my hands up and down her back with just the right amount of pressure to get her to moan… then it was fuckin on.
After she was all relaxed, I moved beside her and instead of just railing her right then and there, I started kissing her deep and slow. I ran two fingers over her clit and, after, spread her pussy lips with my fingers and drenched them in the wetness of her pussy. I worked my fingers inside her and watched her continuously bite her lower lip; she began to squirm around the bed. I then squeezed the palm of my hand against her clit and my fingers on her g-spot and start rubbing my hand and fingers on them faster and faster, harder and harder. And then I suddenly stopped before she could orgasm…
She then begged me to continue touching her, but I smiled, got up, and headed into the living room. She quickly jumped off of the bed and said, “fuck that—you’re gonna finish what you started” and she ripped off my shirt, pulled down my pants, and jumped on my cock—TrashyToons.com style. The walls of her vise tight cunt gripped my cock with ownership and she dug her nails into my skin, as she used me for my goods. She screamed out, “Oh My God” louder than I’ve ever heard her scream it before, but instead of stopping, she went even faster and faster until she came again. She then wrapped her mouth around my cock and would not stop until I filled her up with “all of my love”.
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There is nothing you can’t do in the TrashyToons.com world as these gorgeous, horny animations will let you touch them, tease them, hit them, squeeze them—whatever the fuck you like. It’s your world and every toon is at your service.
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