But once you enter TrashyToons.com, they may “open up” to you. Cute and cuddly is what they portray, but you know damn well that all bitches have an inner whore in them…look in her eyes—and take full advantage of her.
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The 18 year old came by yesterday and pulled the most fucked up prank you can on a guy – she told me she was pregnant. After the shocking look on my face, she told me that she was just messing around and wanted to see the reaction. Fucking bitch… this bitch is going on the fucking pill. Fuck that shit.
The 18 year old loves me, this is fact, but I need her to go on the pill to ensure that no little rugrats will be crawling around here – I don’t have time or patience for that shit in this juncture of my life. Life is too good right now and the thought of cleaning up someone else’s shit and hearing crying in the middle of the goddamn night isn’t very appealing.
Yes, we haven’t used condoms for the longest time, but I never thought of the accidental birth possibilities – I’m pretty good about cumming into her mouth all the time. But you never know. She did me a favor by pulling that fucked up prank on me because I genuinely thought for a spit second that she was (and I felt my heart sink into my stomach). She gets the business whenever we have sex – the TrashyToons.com treatment, so I can’t take anymore chances just in case…
This bitch better not utter them two damn words again anytime soon.
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I hit up the grocery store yesterday to stock up on some junk food because I need my preservatives. While there, I decided to walk up and down each aisle to see what kind of shit they now have – it’s not too often I go grocery shopping for more than 10 minutes because I know what I want, but for some reason, I wanted to try some new things.
As I made my way to the produce section (looking for some exotic fruit to try), I noticed a woman looking at me (and trying not to stare). I paid her no mind because I was on a mission to find some kiwi and/mangos to devour tonight. I gathered a couple of each and was going to make my way to the meat section when she approached me and asked if she knew me and, my god, when I learned who this chick was, I gave her a double take—she did not look this damn good back in high school.
We got to chattin for a little bit, while continuing “our” shopping and it made me realize how quickly time flies. She was really good at choosing items as she knew all about nutrition values and things that gave you the best bang for your buck—she made a good wife to her lucky ass husband. She is now a mother of two, and how she maintains that sexy figure, I could not tell you. We exchanged numbers and I decided to tell her about my “girlfriend” because I figured that I was in the friend zone with this chick. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still give her the fuck of her life if given the opportunity.
When I arrived back to my place I couldn’t stop thinking about how well she turned out (and I mean more than physically). From what I remembered, she was a sloppy nerd who didn’t have any friends—the whole ugly duckling kind of story. Damn I was getting horny. Women like her have a straight and narrow kind of life and need some TrashyToons.com treatment in order for their life to have some fulfillment. I stared at her phone number for a few moments; Yes, I will call her soon and come over for dinner—without my “girlfriend”.
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Fuck, I went to work yesterday an hour early because of daylights fuckin savings. When I first pulled up, I was wonderin’ why the damn receptionist wasn’t at her desk. Then I noticed that the lights were off. Fuck! I could have so used the extra hour of sleep. But then again, it wouldn’t be a damn Monday if everything went smooth.
The only good that came out of going to work early was being able to get off early so I decided to hit up the gym, but there was nothing exciting that happened. I just did some cardio and worked on my arms a bit—but there was no eye candy there at the time I went. The gym is such a coin flip—sometimes there are whores galore and other times it’s all buffet lookin chicks who have to be there.
I went home feeling good, but there was an unsatisfying feeling. When I saw my laptop, blood rushed to my cock and I knew it was time to surf a little bit. I was debating whether to shower first or “get in touch” with the cute animations over at Trashytoons.com. I couldn’t wait to rail my “girlfriend”, so I let my cock get the best of me and I just went with the flow—a satisfying flow, at that.
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