Archive for the ‘Toon’ Category

Jack Me Off

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Now this is the most totally literal way I have ever seen a chick jacking off some dude. Shame that fat dudes cant at least redistribute some of that weight to their cocks.

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Geek or Freak ?

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Some dudes say that chicks cant be gamers, As we can see chicks are MADE to be gamers man and can do some moves with a joystick that I cant, and wont even try.

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Alien Cartoonist

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Like seriously man, this cartoon could NOT have been written by any real person…The dude gets his freakin cock whipped (not even sliced or something sanely insane) OFF and then just calmly goes “alright no more using the whip for you”
Noooooo you would be screaming “oh my god you fucking bitch my cock oh my god” thats IF you could even form a proper word….even chicks can picture what it would feel like to get their clit whipped off….I tell you man, whoever did this cartoon is a fucking alien life form with no empathy for humans at all.

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Meat Market

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

You know this isn’t really such a bad idea if the chick squeezing the meat is hot, someone should open that prude dude’s eyes. I bet this is why Wendy makes square burgers.

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Blah

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Funny how chicks sound like this even without their mouth stuffed with cock…

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Better the devil you know

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Dude when I want a nasty little bitch to fuck I get a slut who’s in touch with her devilish side, and who better to go for a wild ride with than a fucking concubine from hell?

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Dude…..whatta rush!

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Can you imagine fucking in freefall a thousand feet above earth…fucking totally awesome man!
Oh and like when you come and its dripping out of her some chick walking around below might have it spatter on her, like a facial from the gods kinda deal…whatta trip man I gotta get my girl in the air with me.

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Make Cookies Not Nookies

Friday, January 4th, 2008

k…like I know a lot of guys are into the granny scene, just like I know a lot of people like broccoli. But man when I picture stuff like this I just gotta go ewwww and shudder. Grannies are for making sponge cake – not boo-cake

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Why dont we d, d, d, doooo it in the ro o oad?

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

I’d totally dig being a toon. I could take a mid-afternoon drive and say “I totally want to fuck right here right now on this road!” and get off without a care in the fucking world. Anywhere, anytime!

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No Joke Like An Old Joke

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

I would so not care that this blonde has shit for brains, I’d be stuck on the totally awesome visual of a blonde pajama party with 6 big breasted chicks. My brain is totally doing somersaults, I wont tell you what my dick is doing…

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Original post by webmaster