This dude is showing us a new way of getting lost in the 70’s…
I guess the pussy afro’s these chocolate mommas sported is the reason black dudes have big cocks, so that they can get in there, and this also would explain why the 70’s had black studs with names like Richard Roundtree, aka Shaft, who could plunge his big black gun through any afro.
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Yknow those pamphlets you get about hotels when on holiday and the different ameneties that you get at each one…?
Now THIS is what these pamphlets need. Naked chicks portrayed for your pleasure, guaranteed open willing and waiting on every bed when you arrive.
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Yknow how Charlie Brown would always go running trying to kick that damned football but that bitch Lucy always yanked it away at the last seconds and then he would go flying and land on his back but he would always get suckered into doing it again and again and you say jesus christ Charlie wont you fucking learn? Now if it had been something more like this holding the ball tempting him then I could understand his repeated idiocy…
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Now you would think that by all appearances John is being rewarded for all those charitable works…
What isn’t mentioned is that John swindled all of those charities and he is being punished. You see that pussy he is excitedly getting jammed in is one of the skankiest anyone has ever seen and he is cursed to his new life of cheesy repugnant pussy forever…or till he dissolves in one.
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For anyone who thinks Hilary Clinton would be a good president and that women make good group leaders I refer you to this picture
Not that I personally find anything wrong with chicks being prioritized by breast size or luciousness of their ass or whatever other hot assets they have….
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This dude is so totally fucked…and not in a good way. He is learning that lesson we should learn as kids playing outside in the neighborhood…
Never get in the middle between two dogs fighting over a bone !
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You ever go to use a public phone or someone’s cell and think hmmm wow this is warm or damp…
Maybe we shouldn’t wonder about these things…gee the pool water seems warmer…see what I mean?
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The Wedding Crashers….helluva funny movie, especially how the Will Ferrell character takes his part even further by crashing funerals to get laid….
I dont know where sexaholics anonymous meets but if there is such a thing sign me up! Picture it man….a room with a bunch of horny chicks who cant stop themselves from having sex. You may not help them achieve their goals but you can help each other achieve some fun.
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The wonderful world of the internet…nowhere else can you experience so many anal retentive geeks getting hung up on details that just dont matter….
You can just picture this dude ending up dead for hassling these chicks’ pimp for his money back and not letting it go….and to have passed up a couple big titted fuck-toys like this he deserves the bullet in the head he’s going to get.
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Dude this guy shouldnt be at the theater watching porn he should be in the damned movie himself. Like seriously if a chick wasn’t scared off by it she would be all over it and there’s obviously room for more than one….porn producers dream come true as well as slutty porn stars dream come true…whatta waste.
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