Suzie Blows Her Cover All Over Johnnys Face
Thursday, May 15th, 2008Suddenly Johnny realized that Suzie’s saying that she was still a virgin was obviously a lie…
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Archive for the ‘Toon’ Category
Every Picture Tells A Story Dont It?
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008At first when I read this, I wonder what the hell these loser dudes must be doing wrong that they, even married, get so little sex that they turn into ravenous sex fiends.
Then I look up the hill and see what they’re married to, and realize…no wonder these guys aren’t getting any, cos who the hell could fuck those beasts on the hill.
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Animated Appetites
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008Delivery decadence Batman!! These horny hungry hunnies fill their needs for food, fucking and entertainment at the same time with some meaty at-home sausage and an extra length of cable to play with…
I guess if they only wanted a quickie they would call Domino’s since their drivers are guaranteed to come within 30 minutes.
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Have It Your Way
Monday, May 12th, 2008If you were around in the 1970’s you would remember that Burger King’s big selling point in their commercials was that you get what you order ‘your way’.
Some clever strip-show/lap-dance owner has incorporated that customer-preference first policy, and now owns the most successful platoon of poontang in Peoria.
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Dont Lose Your Head
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Jesus Christ dude…this is not a mutilation, this is freakin murder!
Yknow how some chicks joke that guys brains are in their cocks ? Well for some fucking idiot to be so moronic as to allow some freaky fag to cut off his cock in order to do a piercing…his brains truly must’ve been in his cock, so this piercing-peon just beheaded that dumb fuck.
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Money Makes The World Go Round
Friday, May 9th, 2008The truest sign of Real Wealth…..being able to do anything you want to and getting someone to do anything you want them to…
God I would never be bored if I could be this wealthy…a harem of bought beauties fighting for the chance to be the next one picked to indulge whatever whim next strikes me as fun to do or have them do.
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Kinky Dinky
Thursday, May 8th, 2008See now…that’s the problem with people today (or one of the problems). They just don’t see the potential that sometimes lays (or dangles) right in front of them.
Like man, I don’t know about you guys, but my old lady sometimes likes a little kink in her dink…so if anything, that receptionist should be jumping this dudes bones, getting those hard to reach areas, spraying all over him in appreciation and showing him that he should be the one getting the last laugh on the doctors.
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Reaching Your Potential
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008This is a case of a porn movie with too much budget combined with too little imagination…
Something like this needs to be a major gangbang orgy with splooge floating everywhere and the chicks all swimming around after it, slurping it up and sucking it down.
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Frigid Fun Times
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008This picture is a paradox in the making…obviously the guy is insane, but he’s not a masochist, if anything it could be said that he has a fetish for frigid chicks. Though in that case he should just bang the frigid eyeless bitch giving him a rough time for indulging his fetish.
Yknow tho…any chick who is that frigid as to drive her man to seeking a snowchick for warmth is probably wickeder, colder, and meaner than the Wicked Witch of the West and this dude should be calling 1 800 Divorce followed by 1 800 Hot Filipino Wife.
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One Toke Over The Line
Monday, May 5th, 2008One of the ways you can tell what people have done too many drugs is that they tend to react differently to situations than somebody who hasn’t done too many drugs would.
Trippy as this scenario would be; you would think the chicks would be kinda freaked out like ‘Oh my God is he an alien?!’ and if the dude isn’t an alien, he would be ‘Oh my God what the hell’s wrong with me?!’
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