This is one of those cases of being careful what you wish for because you just might get it.
This guy asked for a chick who’s obsessed with anal sex and experimentation, and that is certainly what he got.
Original post by webmaster
This just goes to show that many negroes have just as many stereotypes about honkies as white people do about blacks.
See now reality is different, as we know white chicks crave that big black dick and all the white chicks I’ve done could easily take that guys cock with room for another. What this picture needs is one of those tiny twat thai chicks.
Original post by webmaster
They say that energy cannot be created or destroyed…I’ve always wondered if that applied to sexual energy as well.
This 40 year old virgin shows it probably does, as she explodes with such orgasmic gusto from all those years of pent up sexual energy finally being released her head almost hits the ceiling. Fernando better watch out cos this chick might just break his cock!
Original post by webmaster
This is why they didn’t want women to serve in the war in the first place…
The hot desert sun leads to cool desert nights and having a hot full-bodied babe like this soldier chick fucking you like crazy would definitely make the time go better, but when you’re as virile as this dude you should avoid bareback fucking or you’ll never have a dime of your own again.
Original post by webmaster
Sure enough this chick is going to need to see a proctologist or urologist or a combination of the two…
But in the short term they should be grabbing a camera and getting this picture on the internet…oh, that’s right, it is.
Original post by webmaster
Damn this dude is a total loser. In the first place, he stuck his dick in a hot dog bun…but that wasn’t enough…nope, then he added ketchup and relish and mustard and worked himself into such a frenzy that he added some manly cream to the mix too.
Problem is, no matter how ‘pretty’ you dress up your wiener…if you don’t have the length she wants, your dog is not gonna get very hot.
Original post by webmaster
English men are known for being effeminate, and spineless to the point of being masochistic…
This oral sex instructor teaching this British class of tarts how to suck cock should just relax and realize that evolution has made it so British men get off on getting their cocks skinned anyway.
Original post by webmaster
You know a lot of people look at this picture and that green shirted gonzo and go ‘Oh my God what a freak’ and then have him arrested for being a psycho perv.
A more attentive person would realize those mannequins are made of some pretty heavy duty shit, and if the dudes cock can plow a hole into one, he should just be pitied cos obviously he’s not gonna find any real pussy or ass without accidentally killing the chick.
Original post by webmaster
There are a lot of kinky chicks out there…some of the kinkiest are the ones who get off on watching guys get it on with each other.
This chick has them all trumped cos she’s into having sex with dead guys and watching dead guys have sex with each other.
Original post by webmaster
This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock…
Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.
Original post by webmaster