There are many ways to get lost….most of them suck and end up with people wandering aimlessly while search and rescue crews get sent out to find them.
If I’m ever lost like this I want people to know now that I do not want anyone finding me….just leave me lost in this pile of pleasure and believe me I wont be wandering aimlessly…I will know exactly where to aim.
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Every year enviro-freaks all throughout the world make appeals for people to wake up early on sunday mornings and tromp out in the bushes to plant some trees and help save the earth etc. Noble goals but totally the wrong way of going about it if they want a big turn-out.
Now if they brought and advertised hot blonde sluts with spread open pussies masturbating for your viewing pleasure while you plant the stupid trees I’m sure they would have a lot more people showing up including a lot of men even passing up Sunday Morning Football to come ‘help the cause.’
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Further evidence that some women will do just about anything to make a quick buck…
Amazingly she hasn’t been electrocuted yet…but I do have to wonder just what is making her belly glow red from the inside ?
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Some guys just can’t get their minds away from sex or their bodies away from the need to jerk off, and no matter what is in front of them they’re totally turned on and ready to go…
This dude here definitely needs some medical attention cos 1) he’s completely FILLING the sample jars each time he cums (watch out Peter North you’ve got competition!)… and 2) the fact that he can look at this nurse and contemplate anything even remotely sexual is a pretty strong indication that there’s something seriously wrong with him.
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Yknow those stags and birthday parties and office parties where there’s a big cake which is only part cake cos there is some big titted slut inside that pops up and out of the cake to entertain everyone ?…level of entertainment dependant on level of cash being paid of course…
My thinking is for the truly slutty chicks that you really want for these parties to make sure they go how you want them to, you first test them by giving their face one of these special frosting jobs before they get in the cake…gets the caterers some action and means you can get away with tipping them less too.
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Politicians worldwide have earned themselves the reputation of total horndawgs who’ll fuck anything and everything given the chance, and with the power that comes from their position they get offered a fuck of a lot of pussy on a regular basis.
Now if I was a news reporter, even if it was for ‘Foxy News’ I sure wouldn’t be saying ‘um.. shit’ to this situation…I’d be laughing with joy that this senator just took my news show and blasted me to the top of the ratings simply cos he couldn’t control his overwhelming sexual urges.
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The world is full of lonely people who think that they will never find anyone that they can share their lives with…
It has been said many times that no matter who you are or what you look like there is always at least one person out there that is the perfect match for you. It may sound trite and condescending but as we can see at least this happy horny couple found that it was true for them
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Some people (anal-retentive, humorless no fun types) often say that when you leave childhood you should leave your toys and other childish things behind you.
These sexy swingers show that some toys can remain and stand the tests of time and age…they just get different uses and I guess can’t be called childish things cos when used this way they are adult things.
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I’ve seen and heard a lot of strange things about rituals and superstitions that people embark on to improve their luck or karma or whatever you want to call it…most of these superstitious rituals seem pointless and trite to me.
This guy here though…whether his way of doing things (getting a blowjob to help with predictions) works or not…yknow his personal semen stock is going to split for sure.
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Ahhh..another french cartoon that demonstrates the idiocy, laziness and apathy of the french men…at last count most women in North America when asked to name a sexy frenchman that you see on tv nowadays could only name Pepe Le Pew.
If the sexual apathy there is really so intense that this guy can sit there smoking and watching tv while he has a hot babe with her holes filled with huge dildos and her juices covering these Phallic fuck-toys…no wonder a cartoon skunk is considered hotter than any living contemporary frenchie.
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