Grannies

Afficianados amongst u may recognise the rather attractive black female here under her many other stage name pseudonyms. Robin, Marissa, Black Luv Today, however, she will be known as Karis. The shoot was special in so far that Karis and Mike are getting married tomorrow. Now that would be a video eh? On their wedding day, Karis in her wedding dress, doing it in the back of the limo and the honeymoon in the hotel suite.

What I got was a couple who were out partying all night at SophistiCats, rolling in knackered at 7am in the morning to only have me turn up a few hours later to do this shoot. In all honesty, Mike had to be jump started abit before starting which wasn’t too difficult when you clock eyes on how gorgeous his soon to be wife is. I joked about this being the Samantha Mumba celebrity tape. I think she bears an uncanny resemblnce don’t u think? Although flawed by this set back, it was a pretty torrid performance lacking in a few details I would have liked but as the saying goes: “it’s all real baby!” Besides, I felt that most of you out there could identify with the partying couple tired after a night out shagging when they got back home.

Mike spent a lot of time eating out her vag to get himself psyched up which didnt take too long and Karis was definitely not complaining. She returned the favour by sucking his man meat before they got it on in various positions on the sofa.Mike rounded off with a torrential sperm shot all over Karis shaved vag and shoved his cock in her mouth to suck straight after, almost suffocating the poor woman. Still, a vastly superior performance compared to the last time her Karis’s ex botched the shoot by coming on the stills session prior to the movie shoot. As it turned out, I got the better shoot this time thanks to Mike. Thanks to Karis for making it happen. I’ve always wanted her on Real Couples as I’m sure u will agree she is 1 lovely woman to look at but without the bloke, it wouldn’t be Real Couples would it…More like Real Wanking Girls…Er then again, maybe not.

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Up to Norwich today to shoot the seriously shaggable Shelly and her boyfriend of three years, Alan who were really cool and surprisingly easy to work with on pictures, seeing that we made short shrift of the session to get right onto doing the film which, despite their having done it a few times before weren’t as dynamic in their positioning as I would have hoped but this was largely my fault as I told them I was more into documenting them rather than directing the action. This aside, they were a lot better than I expected, since I took care to get interesting angles of them having sex.

They started off kissing, which had I thought of it at the time, would have opted for a more teasing intor to show off Shellys body, which I’m sure many of you appreciators of the fine art of the female form will appreciate, considering she has 2 children already (not with Alan). They moved the action to the sofa where she sucked his wang teasingly before Alan returned the favour to lick on her meaty bitch flaps. I love that type of muff by the way and was even tempted to ask for a lick but decided to conduct my self properly rather than a dog in heat, besides, refusal sometimes offends so it was best not to even go there, since they were doing so well anyway. Alan moved into a position to insert his cock into her twat and was good enough to do it in a way that I could download with a camera. Too many times, couples are used to performing that the male smothers the partner with his body but since chemistry was at work here and these were’nt porno performers, I made the exception.

Then something funny happened. There was a sound of keys in the door followed by several bangs of protestation to open it. It was Alans flatmate who had returned home earlier than expected. The siutation was funny as Alan struggled to put his clothes on and make the place appear normal while relocating the shoot upstairs to the bedroom, all with a hard on that wouldnt quit. I was in full-expect anything mode documenting the goings on as it happened. I do love my distractions.

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The thing about shooting for this series is, u never know what u are going to get until u get it. Despite sounding like a letting agency Bambi and Lionheart turned out quite well for their debut performance. Thing is, a few days prior to the shoot it nearly never happened at all and was dogged by reshedules and doubts that had me feeling a domestic situation had developed between the pair of them or they had heard something negative that put them off me from some whiny individual or other. The long and short of it being, and my advice was, if there was any doubt for a moment about what they were about to do; then don’t do it. People who make a decision to get their clothes off and fuck in front of a camera have to be real certain about this before flinging off their togs and going all out, bollocks swinging in the wind. They made their decision there and then that this was what they wanted to do and that was it.

This aside, the realisation must have dawned on them and they seemed shy in that do-or-die kind of way. Both Bambi and Lionheart are first and foremost, strippers/dancers. Bambi mainly does pole dancing. They got in touch with me through the website and despite my earlier fears that Lionheart may not be able to perform, on the day it seemed Bambi was the 1 who wasn’t so confident. A cup of tea and a chat later I explained to them that I was merely there in a documenting capacity, rather than direct them shot for shot in what to do. In other words, I was there to make the kind of scene they wanted to make, not what I was necessarily looking for, even warning them that if they got into a domestic dispute about anything,I would still clip it.

Lionheart didnt need much more than Bambis’ loving attention with her full sensual lips around his bell end to get him going and all the nerves previous were no more as the pair got right into it, after Lionheart set up his own camera to mov the proceedings. Nice touch. They started off fondling and kissing (as most people do). This may not be a creative way of starting a vid but its the way I notice all couples seem to initiate sex but interestingly, Lionheart stopped this after awhile to sit back and download his lady play with herself as he watched and wanked, engaged, fondled, licked her vag and Bambi wanked him to his first sperm shot, then she jump started him again and he nailed her on the sofa in an unusual position as I quietly got down to filming the best angles I could find. The dynamics of this shoot were pleasing to me and I could feel the heat between these 2 who had no problems doing what they did, except after Lionheart climaxed in her mouth, Bambi sighed that this career in porn malarkey wasn’t really for her, deciding it was all too personal to do as work. I suspect this was more Lionhearts idea which in my mind shows what a game gal Bambi was to do this for her bloke in the first place. It may be her last time performing with her fella on camera but they would have never known this had they never tried it. Still, by the time the dvd comes out, they might even change their mind. A commendable effort I’msure u will appreciate

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Vaida and Eghi are a young student couple from Lithuania who first came to my attention many months ago via e-mail soliciting for work. I have to admit, although I found her very attractive, it wasn’t made clear at the time what she was willing to do and with whom so I didnt persue it for being pre-occupied with other things at the time.

Sure enough, on the day, he was shy, which was to be expected but I assured him to take his time and chill out as the most important thing was, he wanted to do it and the anxiety was clouding his ability to perform. Besides, posing for stills is always the awkward part before the actual scene but with patience he eventually got through the stills with quite good results.

The film turned out to be much easier for Eghi as he got more into it, spurred on by Vaida prompting him to “Fuck me! Fuck me!” This they did in a variety of positions starting from the sofa where they started snogging, before Eghi pulled Vaidas pink dress up for a fumble and grope of her fit arse cheeks then pulling up her pink top to suck on her jugs feverishly. Eghi picked her up and carried her over to the next sofa where he went down on her before she pushed him back to pull his trousers down and extricate his peen to suck on it. The heat was definitely building up between these two as they moved the action to a chair by the garden door in the hope that someone could see them where they shagged for a brief moment before moving the action to the floor where they banged a bit more and administered mutual oral pleasures before fucking some more where Eghi building up to a climax, stood up and came in Vaidas mouth in typical porn tradition.

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Kyla and Quentin hail from Dordrecht in Holland. They’ve been together for 3 years and married for about a year now. They came to my attention and before my lense today, courtesy of Darren as in Darren and Poppy Morgan, producers and performers of adult material like my good self. To tell the truth, Darren did me a favour on this 1 that might be bad taste to discuss but if it wasnt ‘for him Kyla and Quentin wouldnt be here for your edification right now. Furthermore, what with my busy schedule of late, I was unable to travel to Hull and opted for them to come to London and used a friends house instead.

After a bit of getting to know you-know me stuff later to ease them into the concept of Real Couples by keeping it real, they got on with it in what I watch as a tender loving and passionate moment without compromising on the hot fucking for all you voyeurs of more…personnl sex. I found out prior to the shoot that Kyla really wanted to do a sperm pie which she had not done yet. Hey, why not, it’s their show. As much as I’d like to think so just because its got Terryvision above the title, without the good performances of the various participants, the series wouldnt have been what it is and thats definitely down to couples like Kyla and Quentin here.

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Daria Glower is an outgoing lass. She likes to dress funky, strip to erotic music, and fuck on video for everyone to view. She’s a show off and we love her for it. Check her out with her knees behind her head getting slammed by a giant weiner in her muff and her tight small ass.

Daria Glower was intriguing to me. Daria and JJ just got back from the UK from a shoot with some producer I have heard of but don’t know and although she was polite and warm to start off with, I noticed she did get a bit tetchy and was wondering if there was a problem between her and her boyfriend JJ. Apparently not, but she was a bit tired and had a bit of a personality I would liken to Laura Turner when I met her for the first time through Kris Knight, that is to say, she was nice up to a point then her behaviour suddenly became a bit erratic. This is not a problem for me, as I was paying them for a perfomance, not to be my friend but as it turned out, Daria is 1 of those rare girls that likes to get things going and this she did as they role played some scneario of pensive boyfriend pestering his tired girlfriend for sex then wants more. I guess we’re all too familiar with that scenario eh fellas? They did this really well, as JJ segued from being nice and passionate to a bit mean, as did Daria by saying …”today is not an anal day”. I laughed to myself at the realisation of this in my own personal life. Another thing I liked about Daria is the way she moves and poses. She is very sexual. Almost catlike and it is all natural. I think she may be a very sexual lady in general but don’t quote me on that. I only met her today. I deliberately fore -goed the HMI lights to go with daylight for this so that it didnt have a polished look like the One Man Banned scenes as this was supoosed to be real and gritty but we were’nt shooting in the couples normal environment which I prefer. They turned in quite a wild passionate scene and JJ nailed her in the arse and tugged out and shot the fruits of their labour all over her twat, wrapping a good video up for the day. By the end of the day, Lucias condition was worsening and she was now throwing up, unable to keep any food down.

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Poppy Morgan is a very hardcore chick. Her favorite kind of bloke has to be older than her and she shacked up with Darren and showed him the time of his life in this film. She may be young, but Poppy Morgan has all the right moves to get any boy off.

After yesterdays shoot, Faye and I ended up in Hull staying in a hotel overnight in readiness for todays shoot with rising porn star and porn producer husband and wife team Poppy Morgan and Darren whom I met several months ago at the offices of Rude Britannia whereupon I found they were a couple and promptly asked them about doing a movie for same said series which they were familiar with. They also had a new lady called Summer who hung around to dl the couple at it, which added an interesting slant to the proceedings as Poppy and Darren shagged in a variety of positions, Summer got up and moved around to make sure she didnt miss any of the action and having a fiddle with her bits downstairs at the same time before revealing she never saw anyone getting it on like this in such close proximity, discounting her first shoot earlier in the week aside. To be a bit different but more intimate at the same time, Darren came inside Poppy and stroked out to reveal a dripping sperm pie as opposed to the traditional cumshot pop shot that is expected of porn stars. They were even kind enough to give me a copy of their first dvd release through Rude Britannia “The Wedding”. I guess we’ll be seeing and hearing a lot more from this couple in the future.

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Natalia and her fella Graham were recommended to me by Joe A, Saharas friend (and adviser) whom Natalia worked with previously…Thanks Joe! They were blinding!

Natalia was a lot prettier inperson than she was in her pictures. I hope my pictures do her justice. Those of you might notice it was shot in a hotel and critics might make snide comments of how typical, but we did it for practical reasons since they came to London for a few days, therefore decided to do the shoot for Real Couples while they were here from up North.

They turned in a highly energetic movie from the bed to the bathroom I would have to say the only awkward moment we had was when it came to the anal, well, Graham isn’t exactly small in the trouser department but not 1 to be out done, Nat took it like a trooper and . Thats not to say she didnt like it, on the contrary, she just needed time to get into it. Graham followed up by shagging her cunt for a bit before she ended up on her back, head hanging off the bed for him to empty his balls in her mouth. A thoroughly rude but hot and intimate affair from a very friendly and nice couple. What more could you want?

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Off to Northampton with Pablo an ex-soldier from Salvador and his brazilian cousin Andreas to meet up with Pabs girlfriend Keyleigh aka porno model Roxy Rare whom I’ll forgive u for thinking was my main girl of the moment for the reccurring frequency of her appearances here. The moment I sussed she had a fella, lets face it, u knew it was gonna be Real Couples city here I come right?

All I can say about today was that it went blindingly well. A bit surreal if u consider Pablos cousin sat in and watched him fuck Keyleigh every which way till Sunday (even up the bum) and sperm all over her. Some might have needed couselling but I’m sure the lad derived amazing amusement from this singing in the corner “Ah, Push it- Push it real good” (Salt n Pepa) and the occasional mimmicking of Keleigh moaning in ecstacy and (more sexy for me) speaking sexy in Portugese as Pabs maneouvred his hulking body over her, ravaging her with passion and skewering her on his tubby latino weiner, it had me wondering: Why don’t more of our boys perform like this? There was more passion and urgency in this chaps performance where as some performers tend to be a bit more laugh a minute about it all. Still, it made for a really hot, sweaty and energetic mov. The most funny moment was when Pabs was shagging the bejeezus out of his girlfriend in the bedroom (again Andreas followed and watched) when the flatmate turned up said hi and carried on with what he was doing in a casual manner. This bloke is a tenant in her home. All in all a very relaxed but intense shoot punctuated by some interesting distractions and ambiences made this a amazing day out for me.

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Second shoot of the day and already I’m tired before arriving at the home of Carly and Mark in Ashford, for the third time in a few months to complete this mega epic home video for Real Couples. Those in the know may recognise Mark for his Capital Ride days under the pseudonym of Stan Muttley to Randolphs Shagnasty. To be honest, Carly has been on my to do list for a very long time now since meeting her in Brussells 2001 then on working with her recently on Sandies Wife Swap (which is a bit of a misnomer really) that I decided to bbok tem for Real Couples. The first time we managed to get through the pictures and start the movie but due to my arriving late at the pub where we were supposed to meet, Mark got carried away and had 1 or 2 more than expected waiting for me. A week later, Mark performed okay but with the pressure in his head of failing me the previous week, failed to do a sperm shot.

Tonight, Mark cracked it and gave us the load shot to complete the vid. The problem with shooting on 3 seperate occasions is the change of details, most noticeable was the change of sofa. However, I’m sure not too many people will notice this discrepancy and if you do, then shame on u. Seriously though, we cracked it in the end and the reason I was more persistent than usual is because I really wanted this couple on the site was because of who they are and what they represent to me and the industry we are in. Mark is no longer in the business side of it but he has still brought something to the table of note from previous years. Some may even recognise Carly for her work in The Cameo Collection.

The scneario was 1 that Mark and Carly wanted to play out the sub skank wife, where he blindfolds her and chains her wrists and ankles to the door where he administers a few light strokes of the whip in training Carly to be submissive, then he releases her to dl her masturbate with a heavy metal toy before ordering her to suck his man meat to hardness so that he can fuck her vaginally, anally and rounds off cumming in her skank. This is the first shoot I’ve done that ran into 3 tapes but all in all, I think this will string together nicely.

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