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I Fucked My High School Teacher 4

Monday, May 14th, 2007

The Whackman is taking a trip down memory lane today and reviewing Temptation Entertainment’s I Fucked My High School Teacher 4. School’s in session…

Scene one opens up with a cute faced small tittied Latina named Dia and her youthful braces. For a little high school slut, she sucks off her teacher like a pro, utilizing her tongue to the fullest extent. Her young tight pussy then gets worked by Mr. Cheeks in a few positions, but the scene kind of lagged as the camera man seemed too dedicated to lengthy one shot frames.

The second scene had the voluptuous but weird faced Princess up to bat. Her body was bangin, but damn that face just didn’t compliment it at all. Her oral exam was up to par, but the Whackman couldn’t stand the fact that a body that fucking hot had a so-so face. Why Mr. Cheeks didn’t stay in the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position boggles The Whackman’s mind.

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The 5 foot 9, flat chested, pig-tailed, average looking, Courtney Devine was the student Mr. Cheeks met for extra credit in scene 3. It seemed that Mr. Cheeks wasn’t excited as he spent a good portion jackin himself off. After an unacceptable boring blow job, the cameraman again was stuck on one shot damn near the entire scene. The Whackman dozed off to this boring ass scene. Courtney was definitely not chemistry major.

In scene 4, the dirty talking snow cone tittied looking Holly Chase and that round ass of hers was penetrated by Mr. Cheeks. The only problem was that all she had was an ass. There was nothing spectacular in this scene as it was another boring performance.

The Whackman was mighty disappointed with I Fucked My High School Teacher 4 as there was nothing memorable at all with any performance. The cameraman did not help the film either. The next scene bored The Whackman more than the last. With the exception of Princess, the flat chested teens need to invest in themselves if they intend to make it in this business. 2 pity loads were fired and The Whackman was not even proud to admit that. Get your game right Temptation Entertainment and find some better looking talent instead of these dime a dozener’s.

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Tongue to Ass

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Temptation Entertainment’s Tongue To Ass sounded to The Whackman like a dentist appointment would be right around the corner for these nasty sluts.

Scene one started off with an average looking 21 year old German named Louisa Rosse who had swollen pussy lips. After some useless talking, the whore spent most of the time giving some dude a handjob while unexcitedly sucking away at random times. She then rimmed his hairy ass before going back to the boring hand/blow job. It switched from him licking her ass to her licking his ass and finally they get a brief doggy style quickie. The Whackman was not impressed.

The next scene had the small tittied, man looking, Olivia Saint who tried to eye fuck the camera, but The Whackman’s member stayed caput. This bitch was a complete waste of film and her half ass impression of a sexy web cam girl had no effect, causing The Whackman to leave the room to take a piss.

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Trailer park trash cutie Felix Vicious slightly caught the attention of The Whackman in scene 3, although her tits weren’t complimenting to that tight ass of hers. After a little sucking and titty fucking, she feasted on his tumored looking asshole and then he returned the favor by lickin that heart shaped ass. She reverse cowgirled him before getting doggied along the stairwell. Her pussy looked so worn and torn you could hide a submarine in that cunt. The Whackman unloaded a pity shot for her.

Exotic looking Nadia Styles concluded the final scene with a professional masturbation scene. The cameraman got in on the action with this dimpled girl next door and got his ass spring cleaned. The Whackman felt the passion Nadia exuded during the various sexual positions and can say that at least the movie left a better feeling with The Whackman than when the movie started. Thank you Nadia for salvaging The Whackman’s night.

Tongue To Ass is just that—all ass getting devoured by the tongue. Save your protein release for Nadia as she was the only memorable piece of ass worth smothering. Only 4 shots of The Whackman’s goods were fired with Nadia completing the hat trick.

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18 Legal and Latin 1

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Why the fuck doesn’t Demolition video include a capsule of ecstasy with 18 Legal and Latin 1 because The Whackman would have vibed better with the techno/dance music in the background?

After a brief interview and chat with the above average looking Puerto Rican/Mexican blended Ice La Fox, Lee stone spits on her pussy and munches the shit out of her before dipping into that slut missionary—no pre-requisite blowjob needed. He side mounts her for a bit before she sits her cleanly shaved cunt on his rock hard. Mr. Stone then has this bitch taste her own juices on his cock before sitting right back down on it again. They doggy and froggy style and Lee shoots his load in Ice’s mouth and her little tits.

Scene 2 starts with that damn techno shit again and introduced the infamous transvestite looking Mya Mason and her beaver lookin grill. Cheyne Collins and Brett Rockman are the unlucky bastards that have to dp this flat-ass broad. The Whackman does have to admit that this whore can suck a mean dick and gags easily—1 point Mya. As far as the fucking, her 13 year old boy frame didn’t cut it. She did get some wear and tear from both brave lads but I’m sure these gentlemen ended up with bruises on their inner thighs from Mya’s bony gluteus minimus. Eat a sandwich Mya.

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The last scene is buck toothed Shy Love with her fake tits that The Whackman must admit don’t look half bad. She wasn’t the finest piece of ass, but definitely a step up from Mya. Good thing this accountant is also a porn star and not a dancer cause she can’t strip dance a lick. Benjamin Brat concludes this final scene by sticking his finger in that tight ass of hers before she throats his cock. Then he froggy’s her on the couch with a constant hand tugging on this whore’s hair. She switches to reverse cow girl and Ah Yeah’s her way to the promise land while taking it up the crapper. Mr. Brat displays the fine art of how to thoroughly analize a chick.

Demolition Video’s casting was pretty shitty, but The Whackman somehow managed to fire off 4 humble loads to the first installment of what could potentially be a decent series if someone fired the damn casting scouts and hired someone with 20/20 vision. There are an abundance of HOT Latina starlets out there—don’t half-ass on the next project or there will be hell to pay in The Whackman’s next review.

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