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All About Ass 15

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Once The Whackman gets in that ass, The Whackman never wants to get out. This better be All About Ass 15 and take butt-pumping to the fullest extreme.

Faith, a cute blonde with medium length blonde hair, is sitting while dressed in a black bra and panties with sexy stockings; she stands up and undresses. Mark’s already hard cock enters and Faith goes after his dong pretty hard with her mouth. Faith lies on her back and Mark goes straight to ass in missionary—her tight asshole drips with lube as he pounds away. They get into doggy next, followed by some reverse cowgirl—she puts her bare feet on his thighs and gets off. Faith then turns around to cowgirl and picks up the pace. She dismounts and lays on her back for an open mouth facial.

Bella is an average looking brunette wearing a white top and multi-colored panties. After some tease, she reveals her fake boobs and nice ass, which she begins to finger fuck. Darren enters and Bella starts sucking. She gets on all fours to get her shithole cock filled. After an a2m break, she moves to reverse cowgirl and the pace is nice, but the lighting sucked. They then move to spoon, which bored The Whackman. Things pick up in cowgirl, but there was not enough chemistry here. A small pop on the tongue ends this one.

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Bria is an okay looking brunette, wearing a white top and black panties. She reveals her nice natural body and then sits on the sofa with a glass dildo in hand to insert into her booty. In comes Mark to supply some “wood” for her to suck. They get into anal missionary, with some choking thrown in to spice things up. Then it’s onto doggy with a nice pace before moving on to cowgirl—this slut has got a nice fucking ass! In reverse cowgirl, the sex is hot and her asshole gets a little sloppy with lube which turns The Whackman on. They go back to doggy until Mark has to blow his load all over Bria’s mouth and chin.

Jasmine, a cutie with semi long blond hair, is wearing a string bikini top that’s removed quickly, exposing her perky natural tits, and a suckable set of nipples. She then grabs a dildo and licks it, getting it ready for a place The Whackman wants to be. As she fucks her own ass, she pauses for some A2M before continuing. Mark comes in and gives her ass a smack and a good finger fucking, followed by Jasmine returning the favor with some super head! She sits her tight tushy on his cock in reverse cowgirl. Her beautiful moans damn near make The Whackman explode prematurely. After a break to give Mark some no hands a2m, deep throat style, she climbs back on in cowgirl. Mark then picks her up for some flying cowgirl, before laying her down for some missionary. Then it’s onto some standing doggy. Mark pulls out and Jasmine spins around just in time to catch the pop with her open mouth.

All About Ass 15 is an above average flick that has Jasmine close the show with a bang! Faith turned in a good performance and Bria was a motherfuckin firecracker. Bella’s scene was the weak link here, but there was no lame, wise cracking interviews—just tease, suck, and fuck! The Whackman dropped 6 massive loads.

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Cum On My Stockings

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

“Cum On My Stockings” is something The Whackman doesn’t mind hearing because The Whackman likes the look of sexy stockings and perverted pantyhose. Let’s find out how these 3 little sluts react when they get their legs licked and toes sucked through their nylon hosiery.

Twenty year old brunette British tart Allura Bond, in multicolored stockings and a black mesh top, diddles herself before Jim comes in to chat a little. He starts things out admiring her shoes and feet before working his way up. Allura plays with his cock with her feet and lets him dry-hump her stocking clad knee as well as her stockings. Jim comes up to eat her pussy then is rewarded with a blow job, before she climbs up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Allura gets nailed from behind before he pops on her stocking-clad ass.

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Catalina lets Jim feel his way around her nylons before she strips down to just her stockings. Jim fucks her foot a little and kisses his way around her ass and twat before Catalina sucks his small cock. She lies back for some missionary before getting into reverse cowgirl. Catalina lies on her side for Jim to kinda try spooning her and rubs his feet with her leg before he strokes himself onto her black nylons while she gives him a pathetic look.

Bottle blonde Dalny Marga lets Jim admire her red nylons as she waves them around in the air. He sucks her toes, and when she takes her nylons off to go model another pair for him, she returns to find him wearing one of her nylons over his cock. Dalny puts on a pair of black stockings and lets Jim suck her titties before dropping down to suck his cock. She works Jim over orally with her red stocking over his cock before lying back for him to plug her missionary style. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and lets him rail her from behind before he pops on her stocking-clad ass.

Cum On My Stockings fucking sucks. The teases with the stockings are okay, but the girls are very average looking and they lack chemistry with the creepy looking dude they bang. These bitches were just in it for a paycheck and nothing more. Not to mention the horrible camera work—it was very amateurish. Fortunately, there were only three scenes. Only 2 loads drizzled out of The Whackman. Do yourself a favor and skip this poor excuse of a movie. There are better ones out there.

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Bounce 2

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

The Whackman likes when a bitch adds some bounce to the cock riding. Let’s watch some ebony ass rhythm in motion in Smash Pictures Bounce 2. Bounce, baby bounce, ba-bounce, ba-bounce, bounce, baby shake, baby shake, sha-shake, sha-shake shake that stankin ass…

Diamond, who has the very noticeable tattoo above her right tit, and Hazel, the cuter faced one, dance around a piano before Mark magically appears at the piano to check out the show right up close. They go to the garage where Devlin’s getting a little head from Hazel as Mark and Diamond drive in. Diamond goes to work on Mark’s cock before the guys decide that they should head inside. The guys warm up the sluts orally. Mark fucks Diamond missionary style while Hazel turns around so Weed can doggystyle her. Hazel lets Weed move from her pussy into her ass as well as sucking his cock all the way into her mouth to clean it off later. Mark doggies Diamond as Weed takes Hazel go to missionary. Both guys each give their partner creamy facials.

The box covergirl Tyra Banxx, a cute light skinned black chick, strips down to show her small but nicely natural tits and great ass as she crawls into Mr. Marcus’ lap to suck his cock. Tyra gets no eating in return, as she impales her snatch on his cock in cowgirl. She hops off to suck her juices off Marcus’s cock before getting back on and letting Marcus spank her ass. Marcus takes her from behind next before getting in some missionary work and spooning. Tyra is facialized.

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Honeycomb and Diamond Rene get it on briefly with each other before teaming up to give John oral loving. Honeycomb rides John while Diamond Rene watches. Diamond then licks his cock and plays with both of them. The girls trade places and work on each other as John works them through the usual positions. John gives Diamond Rene a nice facial while Honeycomb watches and takes a little on her chest.

Lori lets Tyler get right to work under her dress. He tongues her pussy before Lori gives him a blow. She starts out dominant and then lies back so Tyler can face fuck her. They get into sixty-nine before switching to missionary style. Lori rides him cowgirl style for The Whackman to see that glorious ass of hers jiggle away. Then it’s some doggstyle and spooning action. Tyler has Lori take off her shoes and use them to pry her mouth open wide for him to pop in.

Mika Brown strips down and jiggles her round ass as L.T. enjoys a book. The ass slapping gets his attention, and Mika’s asshole as well as her pierced pussy gets the business. Mika reciprocates with some knob gobbling before leaning against the railing and letting L.T. enter her stubbly pussy. Mika gets analized before going down to taste her ass. There is reverse cowgirl anal as well as cowgirl anal before L. T. moves back to Mika’s pussy for a few missionary pumps; he then going back at her ass. Mika’s face is drowned.

Bounce 2 is a decent compilation which gets straight down to business with no storyline. Tyra is the cutest by far, but the rest of the broads weren’t that bad lookin either. The Whackman enjoyed the way these tramps were used, but the choppy transitions made it a little home-movieish. Nevertheless, 5 loads were unloaded by The Whackman, although there were no memorable scenes

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Fashion Dolls 3

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Fashion Dolls 3 feature some of sluts who want to be down with Pussyman’s fashion lines. These whores will talk into the camera straight up to The Whackman. Will they win The Whackman over though? Let’s do this…

A blonde sexual predator cutie named Sharon Wild slurps down a cock while eye fucking The Whackman. Sharon gets in the 69 position and rotates her pussy on dude’s face. After their oral exchange, Sharon rides dude passionately and gets her ass smacked until reddened. She is then doggied before getting into reverse cowgirl. This tramp is really into it and it’s easy to see how she caught Pussyman’s attention.

Next up is the insatiable German slut Victoria Sin. She strips down for her man and is thrown on top of a piano to get her twat feasted on. Victoria uses her mouth and hands on her man’s crooked cock before taking it in her cunt on the piano chair. She is then airlifted in a good hardcore plugging, and then dude falls back and has the whore bounce on top of him. Victoria then takes it up the crapper like a champ. With a decent boob job, this bitch has potential to be a star.

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The big tittied Tiffany Mynx shows her bod off to The Whackman to start scene 3. Tiffany gets tongue diven into by an old man until a stud enters the room to take over. She then wraps her mouth around his long fat black cock and this scene looks like one big oral display until finally the whore rides dude deep into her pussy. Tiffany then gets on all fours to take the doggy drilling before she lies sideways to take the continued punishment. Her moans were fake, but her body was really damn banging—The Whackman would use the shit out of her. And her swallowing won The Whackman over.

A sexy Latina named Sativa Rose and a cute Asian named Avena Lee model for some dude by getting down with one another. Dude quickly disrobes to get into the mix. Sativa sits on his face while Avena sucks him off, and then they switch. Avena takes it doggystyle while tasting Sativa. Then Sativa goes for a ride and gets her pussy stretched while Avena moves her twat up towards dude’s face again. Then both whores go down on him before Avena takes a ride. They get their faces drowned in cum.

The busty Asian slut Ava Devine shows Pussyman what she could do. After pussy planting his face, two new dudes use the shit out of this whore. They swordfight in her mouth and then rotate in all of her holes with their cocks and fingers. Ava takes some anal abuse and her dirty mouth is a fucking turn on. This tramp is on the A-list as far as her sexual drive and the double penetration is a man-handling experience. Good fucking closing scene.

The Whackman was thoroughly impressed by Fashion Dolls 3. The storyline was nice and simple and the good looking, talented, cast kept The Whackman interested. 8 loads were fired off in one of the most balanced Pussyman flicks The Whackman has seen in quite a while. Kudos Pussyman.

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I Fucked My High School Teacher 3

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!” This was a letter The Whackman found in the DVD box—let’s do this…

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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An 18 year old petite cutie named Elizabeth Del Mar poses nude for a few moments before getting her cunt licked by Mr. Cheeks. Elizabeth then gives a sub par blow job, but afterwards bounces like a champ on the cock. She then gets on all fours and invites the cock to pound her. This slut deserved her money shot across face and tits.

In the final scene, an 18 year old cute Latina named Daisy strips down and plays with herself. Daisy uses her hands and mouth in unison while giving an okay bj. She then sits on Mr. Cheeks to get uppercutted in her tight pussy and her dirty mouth was the only thing not keeping The Whackman asleep. Looks can only keep The Whackman interested for two minutes; if there is no passion, nothing matters Daisy.

The camerawork was very amateurish in I Fucked A High School Teacher 3 and all of the whores needed tit jobs. Granted, they were young and need more time in the business to learn more tricks of the trade. Elizabeth in scene 3 was the only one who nailed her scene and the rest of the chicks can go back to waitressing or whatever the fuck they were up to because porn is not for them. 2 shots were fired off in a boring cheap motel type of flick.

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Pimped By An Angel 3

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!

Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude’s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia’s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude’s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo’s herself and all is well that end’s well. Great opening scene.

A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude’s cock and let The Whackman tell you—this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman’s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.

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Playing a prostitute, the blonde sexy Brittany Murphy takes a dude back to her spot and gets right down to business on his cock. She is then titty fucked for a few minutes and then pussy pounded. Brittany’s face is planted into the couch while she takes it doggystyle. She gets on her back and spreads her legs wide to engulf the cock in her tight cunt and brings dude to bliss. And the dude split on her without paying… nice!

A cute Asian named Sabrine Maui hooks up with her pimp while she’s working out and gets her pussy feasted on. Sabrine returns the favor and does a decent bj before sitting on top of her pimp. Her petite frame is railed while she sits on the bench. Sabrine is doggystyled and gets that twat of hers worn and torn to the finish.

Our gorgeous goddess of a covergirl Hannah Harper is all natural in her blonde hair to conclude what she started beautifully. After filling her mouth with cock, Hannah plants her pussy in dude’s face. Hannah rides dude like the champ she is and then takes a doggy drilling. While on her back, Hannah gets her cunt tattooed by dude’s cock and her beautiful body jiggles rhythmically—her right cheek is drowned in cum.

Pimped By An Angel 3 drained the fuck out of The Whackman. With a good blend of story and sex, and not to mention a perfectly balanced cast, The Whackman busted 9 fucking loads to this damn near perfectly made film. The Whackman is keeping this movie close by to view again and again. Who said pimpin ain’t easy?

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Party Trash

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Ever imagine that you have lived in another life? Well, here’s The Whackman’s chance in a behind the scenes set party, come-as-you-were in a previous life, in Legend’s Party Trash.

Scene 1 begins with some interracial play with the sexy foreign cover girl Nikita Denise. She sucks her fuck buddy’s cock nice and slow before getting doggied in an all anal scene. She then rides the long hard cock until she climaxes. Nikita lies on her back to return the favor to her fuck buddy as he unloads his juice all over her well deserved ass. Nice opening scene.

The weird faced flat chested Lola starts scene 2 by slobbing some dude down (while some cute blonde is watching from across the room). Then Lola gets her shaved beaver licked and slapped by the dude before bouncing on the dick. Lola runs her pussy juice all over the rock hard dick and treats it like she owns it. She then leans against a wall and places one leg on dude’s shoulder while she gets her pussy hammered. Lola lets dude finish her off in the doggy position in a decent scene if you put a bag over her face.

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A tolerable looking blonde with small tits named Heather Lynn opens up by getting on her knees to deep throat her man before screaming while getting her ass fingered and twat licked. Heather spreads her legs wide to get her pussy planted on the bed missionary style. They continue in the sideway position at a rapid pace before Lola gets on all fours to take her man to the promise land.

Scene 4 opens up in a barn with the milf blonde Tara, blowing a dude whose young enough to be her son. Tara bounces on that cock like a jockey rides his horse. She lies on her back to get her pussy punished by the young lad. He makes Tara turn her flat ass around to get doggied while they stand. Tara ends it by milking his cock with her hand.

While in a subway train, wide-mouthed (but decent looking) blonde Kiri uses a mannequin hand to get her off before some dude intervenes to assist her. After a little strip dance in her genie outfit, Kiri goes down to town on her man. They stand up and fuck while Kiri holds onto a pole. Kiri’s cunt then engulfs her man’s cock while she sits on him. Her flat ass is a bit of a distraction, but she makes up for it with her flexibility.

Party Trash gets credit for effort, but each bitch had a flaw in her appearance with the exception of Nikita Denise in scene 1. The Whackman let 5 respectable loads rip, although none were as heavy as Nikita’s.

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Loose Morals 3

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

How far are these whores willing to go to satisfy The Whackman’s sexual appetite? Arrow’s Loose Morals 3 better define the term loose loosely…

Scene 1 opens up with a chick interviewing the small chested average looking Julie Knight and Rick Masters. After the senseless interview, Rick eats Julie while she stands along a wall. Then, Julie slobs Rick’s johnson before sitting on top of it for a short period. Rick jams Julie doggy style and then flips her over on a chair and continues to stab that pussy in a steady pace while Julie shrieks. Julie gets in reverse cowgirl and takes it up the number 2 chute and Rick blasts her in the mouth with his liquids. So-so opening scene.

The dirty mouth European blonde slut Layla Jade and Fabio get it on in a warehouse in scene 2 after another dumb interview. Fabio munches on Layla’s cunt to start things out, and then Layla returns the favor by sucking Fabio off. Layla gets rammed from behind while leaning against a table, before getting on her back to take the continuous pounding. Layla finishes Fabio off by sitting on his cock and then takes a facial raining.

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In scene 3, milf looking Vicki Vogue and Guy DiSilva take the windy outdoor interview in stride before getting down. Guy tongues Vicki’s pussy and ass before Vicki consumes his cock. They lay on a picnic blanket in the grass and Guy sucks on Vicki’s toes before getting stroked by it. It was an oral display for damn near the whole scene. He finally plugs Vicki in the ass doggystyle, then Vicki rides him until Guy releases his juice on her toes. The Whackman was somewhat bored with this scene. Too much foreplay.

Benjamin Bratt and Tommy X double team a cute brunette with a tight frame—Lisa Marie. Finally, a slut up to The Whackman’s standards. Lisa performs like a pro with a cock in her mouth while she’s getting the business in her cunt from one of the other two dudes. Watching the obedient Lisa get overwhelmed turned The Whackman the fuck on as she got used and abused like the dirty little whore she is.

Loose Morals 3 is an average flick that didn’t really do much for The Whackman because of the poor camera work and shitty lighting. It was somewhat amateurish. However, The Whackman still managed to blow 4 loads of nutrients, with three healthy loads devoted to the closer, Ms. Lisa Marie.

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Farmers Daughters Com

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

The Whackman jumps in the saddle to bring you Legend’s Farmers Daughters Com. When these sluts get in the mood, there’s gonna be a ho down!

Scene one opens up with the blonde petite cutie foreigner Diamond Forever and her hard accent. Her worn out cunt as well as her tight ass get ravaged on a bench by a lucky chap. Diamond has a banging body for a little slut and warms up The Whackman nicely.

In scene 2, after some loooooonnnnnng boring dialogue, a bloke gets his cocked sucked by a just below average looking brunette named Shaena Steel, while his friend spectates. This scene was fucking garbage and should have been left on the cutting room floor.

Scene 3 has the pig-tailed, small tittied, but appealing Vivian Valentine starting off the action by sensually sucking her mans long cock. Vivian does a decent number with that tight frame of hers, starting with reverse cowgirl, then side-wayed, and finally doggystyled until her face was ready to receive the goods.

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The fourth scene has the very cute Gwen Summer helping some dude “rise and shine”. Gwen’s squeal gets The Whackman off every fucking time. Although it was a pre-tit job performance, her little girl charm carried her (and The Whackman) to the motherfuckin promise land. She rides dude nice and slow, then takes it missionary with such a sexy virgin look on her face, and a being taken advantage of type of doggystyle performance. The Whackman damn near was dehydrated after the scene. Holy shit…

Scene 5 brings back Shaena Steel to fuck with the other dude that was on looking last time. This time, Shaena puts in work instead of just blowing him like she did his buddy. She gets it pretty good in multiple positions, but her wicked witch of the west looking face doesn’t cut it for The Whackman.

Sexy brunette Tasha Hunter and not up to par looking Lola ménage a farm boy to get even with their boyfriends. Tasha gets licked by the farm boy while Lola sucks his cock. The Whackman would have personally put a pitchfork into Lola and fucked the shit out of Tasha. Instead, a dildo got Tasha off while Lola got pounded doggystyle and then the two sluts reversed positions. Farm boy is an equal opportunist, so more power to him. A good closing scene with the exception of too much camera time on Lola’s face.

Overall, Farmer’s Daughters Com had quality sex scenes, but should have left Shaena Steel and Lola alone. Two scenes with any other broad would have given it a power rating in The Whackman’s book, but still 7 loads were launched with Ms. Summer taking in most of the juicy loads.

Fling

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

The Whackman gets the pleasure of viewing sexual interplay between three couples in Legend’s Fling. Three couples booked the same vacation rental on the same weekend. This should be interesting.

Scene 1 opens up with a lagging conversation with the three decent looking couples. Finally, the festivities begin with the banging blonde Chenin Blanc and riding her man while utilizing the mirrors in the bedroom to their discretion. Then Chenin is rammed hard from behind making their way from the bed to the fireplace before her man blasts his love across her backside. Sensual starting scene.

Scene 2 takes place in the kitchen with bleach haired erotic looking Maya Devine and her puny looking boyfriend. Maya gets eaten out on top of the counter before making her way down to the floor to do a number on her man’s cock. Maya’s fake tits point upward in excitement as she gets doggystyled across the counter like the slut she is. She then gets into the reverse cowgirl position and before getting mounted missionary on top of the counter.

Renee LaRue reads a book in the living room before being interrupted by her the ponytailed Evan Stone. Evan chokes Renee while kissing her and forces the bitch down to suck his rock hard and titty fucks her for a second before 69in. Renee then sits on Evan before getting doggystyled and intimately sharing the dirty talk. Renee’s banging body damn near made The Whackman lose control of himself. Fortunately, her face was just average. Mr. Stone missionaries his way to the promise land.

The final scene has all three couples sharing a sex stories. One of the broads reflect about a good looking red head slut named Blair who The Whackman gets to see in a brief masturbation sequence. An all out orgy then ensues between the 3 couples and everyone has a fucking splendid time! The Whackman needed to lube and relube because it was non-stop sharing is caring swinging action. A nice utopian ending to conclude the film.

Fling was a nice compact film that got down to business with just the right amount of storyline. The Whackman fired 7 healthy loads to this efficiently made film.