Grannies

March is here, and once again this year we’re lucky enough to have easter in March. The perfect time to celebrate with creampie movies and sing that popular easter hymn ‘Here comes my Peter looking for a tail, following a splooge laid trail’. Just like with easter baskets we get a variety of goodies and even some cream filled chocolates.

Personally I prefer the creampie movies where some ultra-slut takes like a zillion loads until her pussy is a frothy frappe of cum, but hey the chicks in this movie usually still made it work cos they were just so totally into getting off on their own, with each other, and especially filled with cock until they milked it into themselves showing that they truly were creampie somethings (calling some of them hunnies is just a little too generous tho).

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Hey Hese…After watching Amateur Hood Humpin 3 I totally feel like getting in a pimped out lowrider and cruising to pick up some righteous black ho to give me some sugar and open both her front and back doors for me to take a ride.

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These obsidian orgasm machines milk these lucky dudes dry but sadly we’re limited to only three scenes. It’s a shame cos some chicks are made for fucking and that is oh so true of these ebony hued whores.

Amateur Hood Humpin 3 gets three cocks-up for its three rim-rocking scenes.

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Hello….Looosey…..I’m home. Man, talk about loose chicks filled with the need to be filled indeed. You hear about the four finger club…well these chicks… bimbos or not, acknowledge that four just really isn’t that big a number. To them four is just the maximum number of fingers that they can fit in one hole, but it still leaves them begging for more with other holes to be filled.

Five four-fingered fuck-filling scenes as these chicks rock your world in eye-popping action on their quest to get their needs and cravings filled by these lucky dudes and each other. I mean dude, these chicks are just gasping and yelling for more, it’s just a shame for them that this wasn’t a double penetration movie (cock-style) but I guess maybe they dig all the extra sensations from having the fingers move around inside their holes…ultra kinky.

V-Eight gets a four rousing cocks-up cos the chicks are just so goddamned slutty.

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Lollipop lollipop oh lolly lollipop…totally gay fucking song, right? Right! But Cum Swappin Lollipop isn’t. Like man, these are some chicks that dig a snowball fight, if ya know what I mean. Anyways a better song for this movie would be Surf City by Jan and Dean with that oh so memorable beginning “Two girls for every guy” cos that’s the flow for this movie all the way through.

It’s kind of a rip off in that they only give ya three scenes, but I guess with two chicks per scene it makes for a six-pack. The chicks are cock-hungry and eager to show it as they take turns slurpin down on the dudes ‘lollipop’ and it’s obvious how much these babes dig cum cos from the salacious sucking these guys shoot some pretty prodigious loads and these girls enjoy swapping it back and forth mouth to mouth with more zest than an Irishman’s shower.

Cum Swappin Lollipop gets a nice standard worth your time watching three cocks-up.

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Lollipop lollipop oh lolly lollipop…totally gay fucking song, right? Right! But Cum Swappin Lollipop isn’t. Like man, these are some chicks that dig a snowball fight, if ya know what I mean. Anyways a better song for this movie would be Surf City by Jan and Dean with that oh so memorable beginning “Two girls for every guy” cos that’s the flow for this movie all the way through.

It’s kind of a rip off in that they only give ya three scenes, but I guess with two chicks per scene it makes for a six-pack. The chicks are cock-hungry and eager to show it as they take turns slurpin down on the dudes ‘lollipop’ and it’s obvious how much these babes dig cum cos from the salacious sucking these guys shoot some pretty prodigious loads and these girls enjoy swapping it back and forth mouth to mouth with more zest than an Irishman’s shower.

Cum Swappin Lollipop gets a nice standard worth your time watching three cocks-up.

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Yee-haw… or is that Hee-Haw… anyways, in this fucked up Billy Rae Cyrus meets Marvin Gaye Ho-down we get some stacked bimbos who are dumber than rocks getting it on with a bunch of hillbillies and beating the yolks of the small town yokels.

No matter how dumb these cum sluts are they’re at least smart enough that they obviously totally dig fucking and sucking.

As I’ve said before, I personally don’t see the point of having a storyline where the actors and actresses can’t act and as far as porn goes they should just fuck cos that’s what they’re there to do. Fortunately, even though Trailer Trash Nurses 6 tries to have a storyline; the dumbass actors and bimbo slut actresses do a totally phenomenal job of acting like dumbasses and bimbo sluts… so it works.

The sex is hot enough and these chicks totally know how to work a cock. Trailer Trash Nurses 6 gets a jackable 3 cocks-up… woulda been more if they hadn’t wasted my time with not fucking and just stayed busy with good hardcore nasty sex.

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K…Im guessing you’ve seen Casino Royale…not the stoner Peter Sellers/David Niven one. The new one. Felix The Lucky Slave 5 is just like it. Well just like the torture scene near the end anyways…so if you’re some kinko who found yourself getting hard or wet watching it then this movie is for you.

Like this Felix dude is messed right up (guess it goes with being named Felix) and a total masochist. First we get treated to scenes of his previous adventures which include being tortured with syringes and then embark on a trip of watching him get whipped HARD and everywhere in every position by a couple big titted chicks who even tie up his balls and then whip the hell out of his cock and balls.

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Crazy shit man…I give it just one cocks-up for Felix The Lucky Slave 5 and thats cos my cock wants to keep up and wary cos its too scared to relax after watching this.

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Get ready to ring in the new years with a bang watching some gangbangs and for a hot slutty group fucking slut flick Crazed Coochies is one that will have you shooting your own fireworks.

These chicks are so fucking delicious and slutty that you will have to watch this one in stages cos you might come every scene and if you dont shoot a load seeing the lovely latina slut in the first scene I tell you man your balls will not contain themselves thru scene two where this red headed super-slut fucks herself in front of all these dudes with a long red dong, then fucks all of them in an intense frenzy of nasty nymphomania

The heat does not let up as scene after scene these gangbang sluts get pounded in every hole and scream for more until finally this raven haired rocker slut with a tramp stamp takes it in every hole including double penetration AND double vaginal…like dude…can you say Slut-Supremo ?

Four out of five cocks up, definitely splooge city material

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These horny housewives can’t stop cheating until their holes are loaded with cock! This is Sluteria Lane, where one slut makes her husband watch as his friend fucks her holes relentlessly, another slut gets her face fucked silly before taking a brutal ass reaming from her side action, a shit talkin slut makes her husband watch as she gets her ass fucked by a big dicked repairman, and a nasty slut can’t get her holes fucked hard enough after getting busted blowing some hired help! These are some Cheatin Houswives…

When blonde-haired Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she heads off to change into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat tits around his face before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She then lies back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Mark gives her ass a good tonguing from behind before he drills her pussy from behind and while she’s on her side. Vicky climbs into cowgirl, first in her cunt then back into her ass. He picks her up and moves her to a barstool, and they keep going in reverse cowgirl anal and doggy anal. Vicky finishes by taking a nice facial.

Roxanne gets things on in the bathroom right away with Mark. They kiss back and forth before Mark makes his way down to work on her holes with both his tongue and his fingers. Roxanne chokes on his cock when she gets on her knees, as well as eats his ass and sucks his cock from behind. Mark rails her from behind over the counter, and then they move to the bedroom where he pulverizes each of Roxanne’s holes from behind. He also greets her ass in missionary before Roxanne hops up for a cowgirl ride for her pussy. Mark gives Roxanne a nice facial before fucking her in missionary again, resulting in a second facial.

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Bitchy brunette Cherie is tired of her hubby working all the time. When he tells her to do what she has to do and repairman Scott shows up at the door, her husband is pissed off enough that he tells her to go fuck him. Cherie sets Scott down on their coffee table and explains what’s going on to him as she strips him down, kisses him, and then goes down to suck his cock. Cherie strips down and shows her great booty while sucking Scott’s cock. Cherie lies back on the table for some pussy eating before being bent over to take it from behind. She takes a couple breaks to suck his cock clean before moving over to ride it reverse cowgirl style. Cherie turns around in cowgirl style and then wraps her ass around his cock reverse cowgirl style. He spoons her ass before moving back to the coffee table for some anal missionary work. Scott then pops in and around her mouth.

Dark haired beauty Rayveness flirts with Christian when he stops to chat with her during his run. She talks about being married and her husband’s uncertain reactions catching them together, but with Rayveness’s killer body, smile, and eyes, Christian seems to think she’s worth the risk. They kiss and grope each other a bit Ray drops down to mouth Christian’s meat. They get into sixty-nine, and then she rides Christian’s cock reverse cowgirl style. Rayveness gets down so Christian can fuck her tits and face before going back to her pussy. He picks her up for a mid-air fuck before lying down so Rayveness can ride him cowgirl style. Rayveness’s hubby isn’t quite sure what to think when he finds her riding Christian, but quickly gets into it and encourages her to cum on his cock. Christian spoons her and hits it from behind. Rayveness takes a drizzle of cum on her tongue and swallows it down.

After talking to her hubby on the phone, Chelsea, a smoking hot blonde, gives pool boy Kris a tease through the window. She comes out and drops to her knees to take his cock into her throat only to have hubby Joel come home upset. Joel yells at Kris and has him move off to watch Chelsea suck his cock before letting Kris come back to trade off with him. He sends Kris back to cleaning the pool while he and Chelsea head inside for her to ride him reverse cowgirl style and suck his cock a bit more. Joel spoons her shaved slit next and has her roll over so that she can get it doggystyle. Chelsea hops up for a cowgirl ride before getting into missionary, then sucks Joel’s cock clean before letting him spoon her ass. She gets up to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Joel taunts Kris while tappin that ass in doggy. He helps Chelsea to show off some great gapes and, after he pops on her face, has Kris come in and stroke himself off onto her face.

Cheating Housewives is a winner from Smash. They put together a great cast and although they didn’t all work to the same level, The Whackman would have a very hard time trying to pick which scene was the best because they’re all nicely done. The Dime Piece of the flick is Chelsea. There’s a nice variety, and even when the setups seem like they’re going to repeat with things, they throw in a little something to help it stand apart. The sound and lighting was a bit sloppy and did fuck with The Whackman’s enjoyment of the movie, but overall, this flick earned its 5 hefty loads spewed from The Whackman’s love stick.

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This is The Whackman’s invitation to experience the ultimate erotic destination as these stocking sluts yearn to seduce and satisfy The Whackman. Adorned in revealing panties, the sheerest of stockings and the tiniest of bras, Best of Stocking Secrets offers the greatest sensual moments from a series packed with tempting teases and intimately naughty apparel. These are the best of the best, so The Whackman is in for a treat. Let’s do the damn thing…

Jana starts things out in a colorful dress lying on the bed playfully rolling around to show the black seam on her nude nylons before pulling up her dress to reveal her butt. She removes her shoes and rubs her feet together sultrily before running her hands around the rest of her body. Jana runs them along her legs, inside her nylons, and even in her panties before taking off her garter belt, bra, and panties after a quick tease with each. After a little more teasing, Jana blows a kiss goodbye.

Penny starts things out in nude pantyhose and a pink nightie. She longingly runs her hands across her body before noticing that she’s not alone. She talks to The Whackman as she sits in front of the mirror. She removes her nightgown and runs her hands across herself before sliding her pantyhose off. She gives her pussy a little attention with her fingers, and finally slides her pantyhose off. She waves goodbye to bring the scene to a close.

Brunette Terri starts out the third scene in some innocent white lingerie. She shows off her ass before pulling on a pair of white pantyhose. She runs her hands up and down her pantyhose, and even plays with herself lightly through it before taking them back off. She walks by the camera and drops them over the lens as it fades out.

Kira starts out in wide fishnet stockings, a loose woven pink sweater, pink and white heels, and pink and white flowers in her hair. She hoists up her sweater before tossing it aside. She continues to tease wearing just her stockings before the scene fades out with Kira smiling at the camera and walking past it.

Jelena starts out in a matched white bra, stockings, and thong with clear and burgundy fuck-me-pumps. She slowly removes her bra and runs her hands around her amazing breasts. She teases The Whackman mercilessly while topless, including crawling around on the floor, before sliding off her panties. The stockings come off as Jelena lets The Whackman drool over her in all her natural glory.

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Blonde Tall Goddess starts out in some nice white lingerie and stockings. She unfastens her stockings and then slowly removes her lingerie. She takes plenty of time to tease and smile at the camera before getting down to just her stockings. TG teases The Whackman with taking off her stockings, and then breaks out a silver vibe to play with instead. She breaks from playing just long enough to take off her stockings, and then goes back to teasing and pleasing herself with her toy. TG sucks her toy with a nasty smile as the scene fades out.

Tiger is in some black and light pink lingerie with black and white stockings and black rimmed glasses. She starts out walking around outside a building and gives a few peeks as she leans against a railing. She slowly slides her lingerie off, and offers a few comments on how her panties smell. She slides her glasses on and off as she plays with her tits and panties before the scene fades out.

Bella starts off by lying on the bed talking with her boyfriend about how she misses him. She rolls around a bit on the bed to show off her new outfit—a pink bra with black outline, pink panties, a light green short skirt, pink and white striped stockings, and pink fuck-me shoes. She slides off her bra to show her great natural rack followed by her skirt. She plays with herself through and inside her panties before sliding them off to show her shaven slit. She lightly masturbates before sliding off her stockings and playing around with them a little. Bella wishes The Whackman goodbye while running one of her stockings around her leg and ass and blowing a kiss.

Lonnie starts out wearing a white tank top, short shorts, and socks with a baby blue visor. She slides her tank top off, sliding her shorts down a little and pulling them out to rub her pussy. After a bit of playing, Lonnie slides off her panties and then moves to the top of the couch to slide off her socks. Feeling a little thirsty and hot, Lonnie grabs a water bottle, takes a few sips, and then pours the remainder over herself slowly.

Dyed redhead Justine Joli starts things out at the top of a stairwell wearing a black dress and pointy high heeled shoes with beige stockings with a black stripe up the back. She sucks the spiked heels on her shoes while playing with her feet and toes. She strips out of her dress, followed by her black and white bra and panties. Justine rips open her stockings to show that there’s nothing underneath them and gently diddles herself while occasionally sucking her toes. She breaks out a purple jelly dildo and bends over to fuck herself before sitting up and letting her foot work the dildo in and out of her pussy. She walks back upstairs after all is done.

Best of Stocking Secrets is a fantastic compilation. The scenes are nicely consistent in their heat and although The Whackman likes hardcore sex, this flick did the damn thing in the sensual, tease department. The Whackman wanted to bend each one of these sluts over and give them the cock they were yearning for, so in essence, they accomplished their goal of seduction as The Whackman dropped off 7 sensual loads before sleeping like a fuckin baby.

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