Grannies

Wow talk about double stuffed oreos….Inter-racial anal action to the extreme as these nasty babes get it in pussy, ass, mouth and dont care what order its in since they seem to get off on the taste of anything that gets slammed into their mouths…be it cock, pussy, cum, or even the taste of their own ass……nasty chicks are freakin hot man and Ass to Mouth 2 delivers them.

Starting off we get one black babe who gets dumped by her boyfriend and is just oh so heartbroken…couple dudes are near her and console her by letting her suck them both off, get salami-slammed by them in both holes, then proceeds to suck them off and enjoy their cum with great gusto. Now I know how to console some heartbroken chick too…

Anyways…Ass to Mouth 2 continues with some of the deepest plunging anal action I’ve seen yet including some ultra-deepthroat action as one of these nasty nymphos swallows a huge thick cock after it has been slamming her ass to the hilt.  If you dig inter-racial action, black booty banging babes and some nasty atm then this is a must-see.  Four ass-deep cocks-up for Ass To Mouth 2.

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I don’t have much patience for teens…they can be annoying as fuck in oh so many ways and the mall-queens and kings frequently get on my nerves with their posing and arrogant ass behavior when I’m trying to get my shit done and get the hell outta there.  But the teens in Teenies Exposed 1 give me hope for the future generations, cos even tho these teen broads are totally into themselves like so many others, they’re also happy to show their self-love and display their naked bodies for our enjoyment before revealing their true slutty natures as they get nasty with some intense cock-play and fuck sessions.  That’s a trade-off I can handle.

So with Teenies Exposed 1 we get three jackable scenes that all follow the same kinda theme…hard-bodied teen slut wearing a skimpy outfit rubs her ass and her tits to the camera, then flashes her tits and licks them before getting clothed again, then rubbing herself again before being introduced to some meaty cock to fuck and suck to her hearts content. Now the thing with teen sluts is that they’re just starting to discover how totally fucking great having sex can be, and their hormones are going wild and producing intense desires and horniness that comes across in each of these hot three scenes.  The teen babes in Teenies Exposed 1 keep going and going, getting fucked harder and deeper and faster with each passing moment and they never seem to slow down.  That intense sexual energy is totally fucking hot and made me cum pretty hard several times earning Teenies Exposed 1 a highly jackable four cocks-up, and given that these are teen sluts, which isn’t usually my bag, that’s a fucking good rating so check it out.

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Cum Swingers is a sploogetastically cum soaked orgasmic odyssey into the world of slut-filled sex. If cheaply produced porn had such a thing as a casting agent, the dude who picked these chicks should be highly commended and rewarded for knowing true sluttiness when he sees it. While the opening minutes of each scene show us that these chicks can’t act worth shit, the rest of the movie shows us that they can fuck and suck like true pros.

Cum Swingers is one of those rare porn movies that leave you wanting more even after it’s finished, and I’m willing to bet that if your thumb hits the fast forward button it’s only by accident as you’re having a little seizure of pleasure while jacking it to this movie.

Even though it does leave you wanting more, Cum Swingers’ three sextastic scenes are definitely filled with enough action to satisfy you. Two chicks enjoying each other, sharing a dude, getting fucked by a couple dudes, group scenes, creampies, facials, anal pounding…it’s all here man.

Cum Swingers gets a rare five cocks-up!!!!!

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Hollywood is filled with tons of ‘black movies’ most notably starring Ice Cube, or Ice T, or some type of Ice anyway, where they have these parties that just ‘rock the house dawg.’ Well, Chunky Slumber Party sure as hell rocks the house too with some hard pounding, booty banging, titty swaying orgasms, and sex scenes that bring to mind a small earthquake as the tremors of pleasure flow for these BBW sluts, and Chunky Slumber Party was surprisingly better than I thought it would be, which is ironic because if porn movies could be said to have any meaning or messages, the meaning behind this one would be, don’t make negative presumptions.

Four fun-time fatty fuck scenes result for our pleasure from a horny but stupid dude looking for some hot female flesh and some sweet ass titties for his enjoyment, and instead because he’s a fucking moron he ends up getting more than he wanted or bargained for, but discovering that maybe what he really wanted was what he ended up getting after all, cos damn these chicks may be the size of one and a half to two other chicks, but they’ve also got the horniness and sluttiness of any one and a half to two chicks as well.

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There’s nothing really nichey, kinky or gangbangy, but the sex in this movie is surprisingly way hotter than I assumed it would be, cos these chicks love cock and pussy and obviously get off on showing us how much they enjoy their carnal college pleasures.

Chunky Slumber Party gets three and a half hard cocks-up and if it’s like those other rock the house movies, maybe we’ll get treated to a sequel.

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Yknow those old comics you would buy in the 1970’s…the covers would have pictures and titles telling you one thing, and you’d go ‘Oh my God I can’t believe Superman is going to kill Batman!!’…then you read the comic and of course Superman didn’t kill Batman and even though you feel kinda relieved cos you didn’t really want Batman to die, you also feel a little ripped off cos you bought or read the comic based on the lying cover. Well that’s what All Natural 10 reminds me of, without any of the relief from Batman not getting killed or any other type of relief, and I’m talking the sploogetastic ball-draining kind of relief you want from porn.

Now if you dig big natural bouncing titties like Kenny in the South Park Heavy Metal parody ‘Awesome boobage’ and me and any other right thinking male or lesbo…here’s a tip, if you can find a hot one check BBW slut movies instead cos when I picture a movie saying All Natural, I picture big tits…All Natural 10 did not deliver on this.

Like damn right these chicks are natural, but looking at the lack of racks that they have, if they want to be in porn they should invest in some plastic surgery and be not natural. I’m not quite sure how this series got as high as ten unless they didn’t lie for their other movies, and delivered what people wanted to see, or maybe the producers just don’t give a shit.

Anyways, there’s also only three scenes and in the guy/girl ones the slut factor just is not there to give it enough heat and the only part worth watching is the middle girl-girl segment which at least raises the temperature a little mid-way through the movie.

All Natural 10 receives one cock-up and hopefully if I view other ones in this series the natural chicks will at least have big tits.

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Okay, it’s been a while since I’ve explored the naughty and nasty nympho natures of America’s heartland and the people that make the Heart of America the freakshow fuck-fest carnival that it is, and what better place in porn to enjoy pure milf decadence than a typical American trailer park filled with lonely cock-craving over-sexed and under-satisfied sluts eager to suck and be fucked…

A while ago I reviewed and shot a few loads to the sequel to this gangbang slut fest, Trailer Trash Moms 2, and after having seen the one that spawned it all (or maybe I should say spermed it all) I gotta say that I will be keeping my eyes open for more like this to splooge to cos this is trash that I am happy to take out.

We’re treated to four scenes of cock-loving cum-craving 30-something nasty nympho mamas getting their groove on and treating these dudes to some thoroughly intense fucking, sucking, double penetration and pretty much any position that gets their holes filled. Midway through, almost like a bonus, we get to see that not only do these sluts crave cock but if there’s none around at the time, they’re happy to just get it on with each other and enjoy some wet noisy orgasms together.

Trailer Trash Moms gets four cocks-up, going more extreme with even more dudes banging these babes would’ve gotten it a higher rating, but for a gangbang movie to jack it to, this one rocks out with it’s cock out.

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The Babysitter is a fuck-flick that totally should’ve been filmed across the ocean with buxom British babysitters, and then they could also have called it Naughty Nasty Nympho Nannies, which has a way cooler sound to it I figure, as well as cranking up the ol’ slut meter a few more degrees in temperature. It’s not the greatest of movies I’ve reviewed, but at least it keeps a very formula progression with sex that is hot enough to jack off to.

I know that porn isn’t the deepest movie but I do have to wonder, if even only briefly, what the hell the babysitter’s being hired for when they’re obviously not at a home, nor is there anyone to babysit…but oh well, like with most porn, hit the fastscan button and get to the sex, which like I said, is decent enough.

Four far-out hardcore homegirl scenes of sex to skim through and enjoy as these chicks show that they are always ready, willing and eager to earn a little bit of extra money and have fun at the same time. Not only that, but they are slutty enough that they don’t just stick to cock and get treated to some pretty hot and intense chick on chick action.

While not the strongest movie, The Babysitter had enough rock hard fucking to earn itself a decent watchable three cocks-up.

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To paraphrase Steppenwolf in their satirical song about marijuana…’well it’s evil, wicked, mean, and nasty…most folks call it ass Sam’ and these chicks are the nastiest of the nasty, but if you’re a total perv like me, then that nasty is oh so nice. The ultra-sluts in this movie are so fucking slutty and ready for action with an intensity that tells you as soon as they start fucking that these are the kind of babes that are eager to do what straighter chicks only dream about in their darkest most decadent dreams.

Just like yesterday’s movie, we get a quintet of hot scenes but unfortunately even though Ass to Mouth 10’s a splooge-worthy fuck-flick, and as I said, the nasty nymphomania of these ass-sluts shines through, the producers I guess limited their sluttiness and you’re stuck with just one-on-one scenes.

Personally I would’ve exploited these babe’s insatiable appetites and it would’ve been gang-bang after gang-bang as they took those cocks in their holes and then showed us in multiples of what we get to see, how much they enjoy cleaning off a cock that has been plunged deep in their ass.

Speaking of plunges, this movie would have had five cocks-up if it had shown more hardcore intensity with multiple partners, but instead gets a solid four cocks-up for the sluttiness of the actresses.

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A salami slamming slutarama…this is the type of movie that porn should be about, like man…people say the hippies had free love? Not like the people in this movie man. These babes are sluttier than an army of female clone Bill Clintons and man do they dig cock…dig it, suck it, fuck it…anything they can in every way they can.

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