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What happens to porn stars who have been around for awhile but are starting to lose the fight against time ?  Well if they are as slutty and sex-crazed as Summer Cummings they end up on both sides of the camera and try their hand at producing as well as starring in their own movies.  Like what Kevin Costner does except they are actually often successful at it.  The secret to their success is quite simple really…after so many years and so many hundreds of movies chicks like Summer know what people want to see and know what sells…it is rampantly apparent in your pants after even the first few movies that she brought that knowledge, heat and intensity as well as some of her favorite girlfriends to The Annihilation Of Summer.

This has got to be one of the hottest chick on chick flicks I’ve ever seen and the way these sapphic sluts go up, down, in and out of each other it’s probably safe to say that they have played around together off the camera as well as on and for any of you squirting fans out there you wont be disappointed as these babes have some of the wettest orgasms you will ever see.  If this is annihilation I’m sure that every woman out there wants to be annihilated like Summer.  The final group action scene is one that you can jack off to repeatedly…strapons, big tits, ultra wet and noisy sex…ahhh the things that wet dreams are made of.  The Annihilation Of Summer gets the first ever five cocks-up given to a chick on chick movie.

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Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck  it up more.  Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation.  My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie.  But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time.

I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it.  You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it.  Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.

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How the hell did this series ‘Girls Home Alone’ ever make it to 16?…I thought that the movies Im reviewing were supposed to all be hardcore but then along comes a movie like this that makes me go huh…is this from the playboy channel ? I mean okay, girls being at home and horny and masturbating is cool in most porn cos then some dude or dudes is going to come along and hop in the action and give her the fucking she was craving while shooting their loads all in/on her…very formula but proven to be very hot…but noooo not for Girls Home Alone 16 where we get to see them masturbate…ohhhh ahhhh wow…yawn.

Like seriously Im not being harsh on this movie…as much as any guy or any hot (hot meaning bisexual) chick I dig a movie where some super smoking hot babe is busying herself playing with her tits and giving her own salute to her charter of the four finger club preperatory (key word there preperatory) to getting totally jammed by some guy so that there is an intense sex interplay where everyone including me, the viewer, gets off.  The best you get in this Girls Home Alone movie is a bit of girl on girl action but even that seems more langurous and lazy rather than lusty.  Unless the point to the series is that women are lazy when left alone it misses the shot with me and only gets one lazy cock-up.

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Ooookayyyy the chicks in this movie have seen wayyy too many melodramatic 1950s cold war russian interrogator movies…..”I am going to use you and turn you into my slave and then throw you away like I throw everyone away”  in a fake Natasha from Bullwinkle accent…not to mention obviously she has the russian idea of commerce where you take something, make it have value to you…then throw it away thinking that this is a good idea…the only commie may be a dead commie but the only dumb commie is any commie.  If you dig the whole severe femdom fetish trip though then I’m sure that this movie won’t disappoint.  Also if you are just bored of most vanilla porn and want something with a twist in it that will also you laughing at the melodramatic extreme sex fetishes in it then you may as well check out Mistress of The Whip.

I personally would have a hard time not laughing if I were the actor in any of the scenes in this movie…though if any of these women are authentic in being like the sadistic femdom fatales that they play to be the price for laughter would likely be quite severe.  For a sex movie though my big complaint is where the hell was the sex ?   I mean ok I get that some people have some pretty kinky fetishes and spanking and whippings are very common amongst these fetishes.  But for those of us who are watching it for kicks and also wanting to see some cock-banging-pussy action…where is it ?  Cmon ladies…even Natasha fucked Bullwinkle and tried to do it with Rocky the Squirrel but he was afraid that he would lose his nuts…So yeah the whippings and verbal humiliation is there as advertised and if it’s your bag you are going to have a lot of content to jack off too; but if you want some actual sex as well try one of our other femdom dvds.  3 Novelty cocks-up for Mistress of The Whip

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This is one of those movies for anyone who truly appreciates real hardcore porn and hey lets face it…anyone who digs porn should be going for the hardcore stuff anyways…porn is not something meant to just be dabbled with; it’s meant to be hedonistic gonzo sensory decadence and if sexual decadence seems like a mouthful to say to you then be happy cos it can be abbreviated to two initials: D.P.  There are no chicks as sexual and hot as sluts who not only love sucking and fucking cock but also get off most when every hole is filled and guess what ?  That’s what Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is made of.  The sex craved nympho in this movie is a cock loving milf who is a pro at getting filled every way that she can.

Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is one of those porn movies that you can just dim the lights, pull out your favorite lube or whatever you use and kick back and just totally watch some sluts get off and get the dudes in this movie off with some of the most extreme slut sex you have ever seen.  There isn’t anything that this chick won’t do and she goes the full mile (and a half) to show that she is also innovative; for instance jacking one guy’s cock with a shoe while wearing it and his cock between the heel and sole…while sucking cock at the same time.  Often you see these babes in gangbang movies who look exhausted after the first five or so guys…Not in Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2.  Here it’s like the more orgasms that this slut has the more she gets into it and the more cum she makes fly the hotter she gets.  So if you all out gonzo slut action with a woman who may be a bit more mature than usual but also sluttier than any teen or tween this is a movie for you.  Three Very hard cocks-up for Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 and although it lacks Jessica Alba it’s still much more fun than Fantastic Four 2.

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Okay, to a certain degree, just like with Affirmative Action policies throughout North America, I agree with women’s liberation, female entrepreneurship and chicks getting a chance to play at being bosses and acting like men…I kinda picture it like they’re doing the grown up version of playing ‘dress-up’ when you see these women running these companies and being the boss.  The refreshing thing about the chicks in Boss Bitches 14 is that, even though they are way more physically extreme than any Affirmative Action Women’s Lib type that I’ve seen, they are also obviously porn company manufactured bimbos who ARE playing dress-up (or maybe it would be called dress-down).

Either one on one or with two of these sluts both going to town on the dude they are with they are certainly chicks that run purely on sexual energy and their high sex drives have added some pretty extreme kinks to their play.  Fortunately the guys that they pwn (that means an extreme owning for those of you who are non-gamers) seem to totally get into having these chicks fuck their asses as well as be fucked by them.  These sluts show us some new ways to make a sandwich (extra mayo) and are as vocal as they are viciously vivacious while getting off…and they cum while fucking as well as being fucked.  I mean talk about sexual sluts the ones in Boss Bitches 14 rule the day.  Though I prefer my ass as an exit only 1 way traffic tunnel I have to admit this movie and the intensity it has rock on so many levels that it gets a throbbingly submissive four cocks-up.

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We are Siamese if you please….badump bump bump…We are Siamese if you don’t please..badump bump bump..Do you see that thing swimming round and round; Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown; If we sneaking up upon it carefully; There will be head for you and a tail for me…Man do you remember those freakin evil Siamese Cats from Lady and The Tramp ?  They were freaking satanically evil and Disney I’m guessing used it as some kinda metaphor to show us that while Oriental Women are very sensuous, seductive and very pleasing to the touch they can also be downright devilish…which yes can be a good thing in bed but be on guard.  Anyways the Bejing Olympics are in full swing so let’s take a look at some hot Oriental sluts and see what we judge their bedroom gymnastics routines at.

Now though the title is a little mixed up since it implies that these oriental orgasm-machines are the ones with Lollipops instead of being the ones enjoying the lollipops that they obviously crave sucking on and savoring I’m guessing that understanding this misnomer is one of the mysteries of the orient.  The chicks in this movie have all the mystique and legendary seductive sexiness that everyone associates with them and if sex were an Olympic sport this year they would certainly be in running to bring home the gold (except that they are at home this Olympics already).  While not one of the most intense movies I’ve seen, the heat from the sex scenes and exotic slut factor gets Asian Lollipops 6 four Olympic sized cocks-up.

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Welcome to the wonderful world of the weird, wacky and bizaare.  In short, this is a very apt title for a very strange movie; A Fairy’s Tale.  Produced by Totally Tasteless Video (which totally gives you a major hint before you even start watching this flick that it’s gonna be fucked up) this movie may have a storyline, but it’s so farcical that it evades my regular rant about storyline’s being stupid and instead earns a commendation for providing an amusingly refreshing variance from the usual porn I watch and enjoy.  Now admittedly this is far and away different from my regular viewing schedule, but every now and then you
have to spice things up a little, and with five decently lengthed scenes to jack it to, featuring some scorchingly sexy women, I wasn’t disappointed with my choice.

We start off with a scene of opulence and a horny blonde being fucked hard by her long-haired stallion of a partner.  The sex is intense and the orgasms are spectacular in both sound and vision.  The second scene initiates us into the freakshow of A Fairy’s Tale with the first appearance of Gidget the Midget, yep that’s her name.  She’s short and kinda cute (though yeah she’s a midget) and she takes cock just as well as any full-bodied porn chick out there.  The dude’s costume in this scene is laugh out loud funny and I can’t quite figure out if he’s a Jester or just has really bad style.  Needless to say, the size and longevity of his dick makes up for his stupid costume.  The rest of the five scenes in this outlandish porn flick take us through the familiar territory of our favorite Fairy Tales with a very sexual twist and even more medieval costumes, and of course, more Gidget.  A Fairy’s Tale is a fun flick that will get your load off and make you laugh at the same time and so it gets a well deserved three cocks-up.

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Every fetish that you can think of exists as a fetish for someone.  Some are pretty mild and some are pretty freaky and hardcore…some are hard to end up in situations where you can feed your fetish, while others are much easier.  For instance, you cannot go up to a bus-stop generally and ask some hot chick there to strangle you or piss on you.  Trying either of these would only feed your fetish if what you’re into is getting slapped in the face and having cops called on you.  Luckily for the people Smokin Hot was made for (although it boggles my mind that this is a fetish) it’s fairly easy to feed their fetish cos there’s always some hot chick smoking somewhere, and as long as the person watching her doesn’t whip his cock out, she probably won’t even notice or care…

Even though smoking isn’t a big turn on for me (which is a shame cos my woman smokes)  and if I could easily quit smoking I would,  the chicks themselves in this movie do live up to the title and I’m sure even non-smoking anti-smoking extremists  would not say no to shotgunning a blast of smoke from these babes.  Not only are the chicks super hot in Smokin Hot, but the movie itself is over an hour and a half long and you dont need to be all into smoking….all you need is an appreciation for nice tits and sweet hot pussy.  Personally I hardly noticed the cigarette in their hands…just when they inhaled I kinda figured they should have something bigger in their mouths.  Well after a few minutes each of these sluts definitely got to experience something bigger.  For the more extreme fans of this smoking craze there is one scene where this stunning big titted brunette chick actually fucks herself with a cigar…hopefully not cuban cos they dont want to get busted tho I dont know if fucking the cigar will get you the same penalty as smoking it.  Anyways the sex was hot and Smokin Hot gets four Marlboro-Man cocks up and delivers a smoking hot load.

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They say that the rich are not like you and I.  Decadent Divas 24 shows once again that when it comes to rich pampered sapphic sluts, there’s one thing they definitely have in common.  They are consumed by their carnal orgasmic need to express their full all-out slutty love for pussy-on-pussy action, and they get together  for some super hot hole-filling leather and lace loving action.  I guess this is a motivational movie for what you can achieve if you are a hot lesbian who is willing to get married as a trophy wife…knock off your husband and then get down to fully enjoying your newfound riches with your neighborhood girlfriends who have done the same with their husbands.

There’s a variety of exotic and uniquely differing settings for each of the lush lesbo scenes; scenic mountain tops, raunchy stables, waterside mountain resorts and super posh bedrooms…exotically scenic settings for exotically scenic babes.  The action itself is super hot and just as varied as the scenery, including one super-hot borderline BDSM lesbian threeway with inter-racial action for added spice.  Now to my biggest problem with Decadent Divas 24…the chicks are lesbians.  Chicks as hot as the ones here should not be lesbians.  Lesbians should be like Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg…yknow those genderless (cos you don’t want to think of them naked) chicks who no-one will ever want to fuck anyway, NOT super-hot babes like this.  But lesbians or not, watching them work their magic on each other is a treat I will not soon forget…at least not until I watch Decadent Divas 25.  A very hard splooge-shooting four cocks-up for Decadent Divas 24.

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