Abso-fuckin-lutely Unproductive – But Fuck It
Yesterday, I didn’t do shit. The 18 year old had to work then had some paper to finish writing for school. I had some pot on me but I didn’t feel like smoking it. I was gonna go to tidy up a little but didn’t ever get off my ass to do so. I was gonna do some laundry but didn’t feel like carrying it all to the laundry room. I ended up going back to sleep for a bit and when I woke up I was so fucking horny I would have fucked an ugly girl had one just been kicking it in my apartment.
I was in an older, experienced whore mood, so Diamond from MILFvixen.com got me out of it. Just take a long, hot fucking look at this tramp mother of who knows how many little devils. Just by the looks of her one could reasonably assume that she’d end up in porn. Kind of good looking but more of a slutty type of attractive than anything else. I wonder what her fuckin kids think – I shot two solid loads to her then went back to sleep.
I woke up again about 3. I could have gone to the gym, or done some work, but I honestly didn’t really feel like doing a motherfucking thing. By then I was seriously fucking hungry and felt like grabbing an early dinner, which ended up being my first meal of the day. I got stoned, took a shower, got stoned some more, then headed out to get a steak.
For some reason I dressed up a bit. I do this cuz I really like wearing nice clothes, and it’s always an easy way to pick up chicks. People just like a well-dressed person, and will consequently treat them differently. I went to Yard House and feasted. The waitress who served me was cute but she shot me no vibes. Fuckin’ A. That about sums up my “exciting” day.
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