A One Way Ticket To The Icky Sticky Pink Land
Hell. It’s where I’m going to burn for eternity once my life is done here on Earth. Seeing as how I’m knee deep in the tangle of scumbagness and don’t really seem to care all that much, the “hell” with it. I’ve got a conscience, yeah, but when my dick starts thinking about the icky sticky pink stuff, not a goddamn thing else matters—not a thing. It was time (over the weekend) for “Mr. Romance” to come out and hunt my “girlfriend’s” goods.
After being a dick for the last couple of days, some good ol we’re-back-on-the-same-page, no holds barred, tiger-style sex was on my itinerary. I know that the normal “take a girl out and spend a lot of money on dinner and roses and shit” is your standard “I care about you” thing – my ex certainly loved and expected all that shit – but it never made much sense to me to drop a c-note and a half on a slightly better than average meal and a bottle of wine. What’s cool about the 18 year old is that she is up for anything—even if it’s cheap. I picked her up at 8 o’clock. I had 3 roses to symbolize those three special words. Pimperish… I know.
So I took her to In-N-Out because that was my subliminal theme of the night—like I said, the 18 year old is not highly maintained. We both love the place and dined for 11 bucks. After that, we caught the movie 1408 and just made out like fucking high schoolers. We finished up the night with some more hot sex at my place and she stayed the night. We fucked again, then twice more in the morning.
After taking her home, I decided to call in sick today. I smoked a bowl then went and got pancakes at IHOP, feeling totally fucking relaxed. Once I got home, I decided to jump online. PinkandPerfect.com… Kat is such a hot fucking slut. The 18 year old has a friend who resembles this whore. My FREE TRIAL allows me to imagine banging the shit out of this tramp, and soon enough, we’ll have a ménage e trois.
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