Are You Ready For Some Motherfuckin Football? Beer, Sports, And Sex.
With football back on TV, I was invited by a friend to a Monday Night Football party yesterday. I usually like watching the game by myself so that I can analyze the games going on because I like to refer to myself as a “sports analyst” come football time – I bet on football games every weekend for the duration of the regular season into the playoffs. I like to watch other sports as well, but there’s something about the NFL that has me “investing” into my sports knowledge. And at season’s end, I always ended up on the positive side.
My buddy (the one throwing the party) is a bookie as his side job and he loves when football season comes around because he gets a good amount of pocket change at the end of every week from these lame squares who are chasing dreams of parlaying bets. I, myself, prefer to just bet on one team and ride that bet out – win or lose. Fuck winning three games out of four. I thought of becoming a bookie, but I didn’t want to lose friends over debt nor did I want to get cracked by any of them.
My “girlfriend” came along because she wanted to share my spirit. She barely knows the rules of football and is basically joining me to show any other bitches there that I’m not available. I fucked up by telling her that a couple of my friends’ significant others are known to flirt with me. Well, nah, I didn’t fuck up – I set it up that way to show these out of shape heffers how they should look like when they see the 18 year old. Granted, they may be a decade or two older than my “girlfriend”, but that doesn’t excuse them from using a fuckin treadmill.
During the two minute warning, the 18 year old whispered in my ear for me to join her in the bathroom for a quickie. That’s what I like about a young piece of ass – they like to sporadically take charge and initiate the sex going down. She deserved the FuckHerRight.com treatment, and I gave her the business; I sat her on the sink top and covered her mouth while drilling away at her vise tight cunt. After I felt her body tremble, I lowered her to her knees to finish what she started; that’s my girl…
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