Rewinding The Clock 10 Years
There’s a cool little promotion I came across that has me eating dinner and playing videogames for less than twenty bucks. It doesn’t get much better than that. I used to be the fucking king at Street Fighter II and was in a mood to reflect on the glory days. Being single now and shit, I owed it to myself to hold on to what’s left of my youth and throw on some kickback gear for young time’s sake.
I took a fat rip from the bong before cutting my hair. I’ve been cutting my own hair for the last 15 years and have done a better job with my hair than any barber ever has. Then I took a long hot shower and just basked in the steam for a few minutes after. I was up and ready and, as always, feeling myself. I looked like I was 20 years old again.
Flatteringly, I was carded for my i.d. prior to entering the establishment. The bouncer said I looked good for being 30, but I don’t swing that way, so I didn’t say shit back to him. I headed straight for the bar and ordered the special promotional dinner that includes the game card; dinner was not half-ass bad—a little greasy, but hey, you get what you pay for.
I noticed a few young bitches (probably in their early 20’s) giving me the eye, but I was there to play some video games, so I decided not to pursue the little sluts and went to find my video game. It was like riding a fucking bike—no one defeated me for two hours (until a little Asian kid dethroned me). I gave him his due props, and then went home with a little buzz after kicking ass. I hopped on my computer with a “going-on-a-porn-site-for-the-first-time” feeling. Still in “kid” mentality, I felt like I was getting away with something I shouldn’t be doing. Tracy at FuckHerRight.com had me unloading a juicy load and I slept like a fucking baby.
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