There Better Be Some Fuckin On “Hump Day”
Tonight the cardio chick from the gym (I met a few days ago) and I were supposed to meet up for some Jamba Juice—but she suggested a bar instead. So I recommended a little bar that would prove to be advantageous for me. We had a 6 o’clock appointment, but I showed up early in casual gear. I’d already ordered a beer and taken a seat at the bar, methodically, cuz the bartender was a smokin hot red-head that couldn’t have been more than 25. It was one of those long wrap around bars, and most of the seats were filled with middle-aged dudes who obviously come to try their luck with the red head. I had to see how cardio chick would react. Cardio chick got there 20 minutes later looking pretty damn good herself.
After we greeted each other she quickly noticed the bartender, ordered a drink, and wanted to relocate at a booth on the other side of the bar. Jealous bitches and their fucking insecurities… We made our way to the other side of the bar. “Looking to have some fun” is precisely what this undercover slut said. She tells me all this, among other bullshit that kinda flew over my head, in the first ten minutes (as she probably felt in competition with the bartender). I gave her my standard “I’m recently out of a relationship that almost wound up in marriage” spiel. I left out the part about me fucking an 18 year old’s brains out.
The more I talked with her, the more I realized that this girl really does just want to have some no strings attached fun. She mentioned nothing of kids and goals and all other kinds of shit like most chicks her age do. She already had some plans for that evening (or maybe a book told her to say that shit) and said that she’d like to see me next week. I told her I’d give her a call and we both left it at that.
The 18 year old worked that night and came over for some “lovin” afterwards, but I filled the time in between by using my FREE TRIAL on Lani at PinkandPerfect.com. She gets herself off magnificently, and I share her enthusiasm. So I guess we’ll see where this shit with cardio chick goes. Right now, I could give a flying fuck.
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