A Little R & R Doesn’t Hurt Anybody
I felt like hittin up a casino. Every now and then, I get a gambling itch that needs to be scratched. I phoned an old friend of mine when I got off work to see his schedule because I don’t like gambling alone—I’m one of “them” that doesn’t know when to say when, so admittedly, I needed someone who is more disciplined to pull my ass off of the chair. I hadn’t seen my friend in a while so we first grabbed a quick bite and had a couple of drinks, then headed over to Hawaiian Gardens Casino.
I only had $26 on me and didn’t want to have to take out any cash at those fuck you in the ass with the service charge ATM’s that they have there, so I put it all down on a hand of blackjack, and won. I let it ride on my second hand and squeezed out another double up. I ordered a drink, decreased my bets to $10/hand and settled in for some good gaming. After about an hour, I was up almost $200. My buddy won $60 and suggested we hit up a strip club. It’s not usually my cup of tea to do the strip club thing, but a blend of Hennessey and Remy Martin that I had in my system concurred with my buddy, so I said fuck it, let’s do it.
With the casino’s money, I decided to be more generous with these exotic tramps. I’d put dollars in my mouth for their tits, dollars in my zipper for their mouth, and I’d crumple a few dollars into a ball to fire at their cunts or assholes. These sluts are trying to sell a fantasy right? Well mine was to give em a fuckin papercut with one of these dollar bills. After about forty dollar bills, one whore pulled me up on the stage and performed a nice little show for the crowd. I was a little dizzy (and damn near spewed), but maintained to keep my cool. After a couple of lap dances in the back room, I left the strip club with $31. It was an entertaining night that left me with $5 more than I started with
Once I got home, I fired up a blunt, started the computer, and used my FREE TRIAL on TrashyToons.com. These perfectly proportioned anime’s got me off. I was too hammered and tired to wipe off the monitor so I just passed the fuck out.
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